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By on February 25th, 2007 at 5:04 am

A Solution to the Hongdae Problem

No more curfew and off limits areas are needed in places like Hongdae in Seoul anymore, courtesy of some brilliant scientists in Japan.  These scientists have discovered a spray that has the potential to allow foreigners and GIs to safely intermingle once again with the Korean citizens of night club areas like Hongdae. 

The Axe body deodorant spray causes Japanese females to immediately swarm towards Japanese men wearing this spray.  Just look at these Japanese Maiko fleeing from this hapless foreigner when a Japanese man wearing the spray rides by on a bicycle:

If Axe can make a spray that can cause Maiko to flee those big, bad, stinky foreigners in Japan than surely they can make a spray that would cause those naive, innocent Korean girls in Hongdae to flee the evil, drunk GIs and into the warm embraces of the Axe spray wearing, gentle, decent, kind Korean men that frequent the Hongdae area. 

Every soldier knows the Hongdae off limits order is not about "force protection reasons", but about keeping he big, bad foreigners away from Korean women, so here is a way to do it.  The police in Hongdae should be armed with this spray.  As soon as they see a helpless Korean woman talking to a foreigner the police should swoop in and spray the nearest Korean man in order to protect the naive, innocent women of Hongdae.  Peace and joy will return to the streets of Hongdae ironically enough due to the invention of somebody even worse than those big, bad, stink foreigners; the white washing of history, Dokdo denying, not quite as stinky, Japanese.

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  • ChickenHead
    5:01 am on February 25th, 2007 1

    If you axe me, it won't work.

  • GI Korea
    6:45 am on February 25th, 2007 2

    Do you smell that bad ChickenHead? ;-)

  • ChickenHead
    8:43 am on February 25th, 2007 3

    I hope not…

    …but in other news, they now have the same spray for women.

    It's called Broad Axe.

    J!

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    1:42 pm on April 17th, 2007 4

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