By GI Korea on March 16th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

What the ACU’s are Really For

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ChickenHead
10:03 am on March 16th, 2007 1
Oh my…

DCUs with tan boots? How gauche. What color might his handbag be? Soldier these days. They must have all been raised by wolves.

GI! The real question isn't "What are DCUs for?" The real question is who would own a sofa like that and place it in front of a powder blue wall?

On the other hand, with fashion and interior decorating faux pas of this magnitude, we can be sure he will not run afoul of General Pace.

J!
Bob Walsh
6:59 pm on March 16th, 2007 2
I'm with you on tracking fashion and decorating "fox-paws".

But you know why women living in Apgujeong-dong never want to have to ahve a colostomy?

-Because they'll never find a pair of shoes to go with the bag…
GI Korea
10:36 pm on March 16th, 2007 3
Chickenhead, with your vast fashion and interior decorating knowledge would that mean you would run afoul of General Pace?
CPT KIM
2:41 am on March 17th, 2007 4
You mean ACU.
ChickenHead
8:07 am on March 17th, 2007 5
GI,

No way, bitch. General Pace would find me faaaaaabulous.

First, I'd decorate his office with neutral gray carpet and subdued track lighting… and lots of fresh flowers. Think shades of teal and chartreuse… perhaps a bit of fuchsia for pizzazz.

Posters of military-related musicals and plays would adorn the walls… maybe a few photos of buff, semi-nude young men covered in sweat from a hard day of "training". Show tunes with martial beats would play quietly in the background. And cats. The office needs a couple of cats… not the Dr. Evil/Blowfeld kind, but more like something Liberace would own.

It would all go so well with my newly re-designed Happy Rainbow Pastel(tm) ACUs with anal zipper and matching handbag to put such things as extra bullets and napalm-flavored lip gloss. The collar is available in fur OR feathers. It goes so well with the new high-heeled gold lamay combat boots, cammo fishnet thigh-highs and diamond-encrusted PVS-7s.

Very festive. Think Elton John ready to kill.

He'd take one look and say, "Oooaaawwh! You go, girl. Homosexuality may be immoral but those little faggots sure have zhoosh!"

J!
GI Korea
10:17 am on March 17th, 2007 6
CPT KIM, good catch, I had a brain fart, its fixed.