Reading the blotter incidents in Stars and Stripes at times can be real comedy, especially when it involves the PATRIOT guys down south:

A Camp Carroll soldier was sentenced Friday to six months in confinement for drunk and disorderly conduct, disobeying an order and destroying government property.

Pvt. Darrell Tyrone of E Company, 2nd Battalion, 1st Air Defense Artillery Regiment, pleaded guilty to all charges except one specification of failure to obey an order. He was found not guilty of that specification.

The charges stemmed from different incidents, according to court testimony.

On April 1, Tyrone “kicked up a ruckus” with Korean National Police during an off-base incident, defense attorney Capt. Patrick Davis told Stars and Stripes. Davis said a military policeman testified earlier in the day that Tyrone had kicked and spat at the Korean police and at some point tried to set his own pants on fire, but that his client said he was too drunk to remember the incident.

Some may remember that 2-1 ADA was the unit that got kicked out of Gwangju because of all the anti-US protests which were helped by idiots committing crimes there such as the infamous Gwangju Gochu-gate Incident.  Two of the people involved in that incident received Article 15 punishment and were not identified in the Stars and Stripes.  I have to wonder if our man in question here Private Tyrone had any involvement in Gwangju Gochu-gate as well because he sure does meet the stupidity qualifications to be involved in something like that.

You can read more about Private Hot Pants over at Lost Nomad.