Jessica Simpson is In the Army Now

• GI Korea
  5:37 pm on March 26th, 2008 1

  Her badge should be below her ribbons which are missing. Even people coming out of basic have ribbons. However, it may not be safe to pin the badge on her due to her two other uniform violations.

• Mark
  6:05 pm on March 26th, 2008 2

  Earrings, makeup, and too-tight blouse aside, try to make any on-the-spot corrections on her uniform violations, and I guarantee you’d be busted for POSH.

  Also, there are going to be a lot more violations after she gets drunk in the barracks after curfew.

  She shouldn’t have an ASR until after AIT, so if this photo is during Basic, she wouldn’t have it yet. However, I do think everyone is authorized the NDSM after swearing in at MEPS, so she would at least have that above her Marksman badge.

  You have to really suck to get Marksman at grenades.

• Dan85
  10:36 pm on March 26th, 2008 3

  I’ll square her away…

• Dave in Songtan
  10:32 am on March 26th, 2008 4

  I'm digging her two violations, but she is obviously wearing an inappropriate earring(s). Is her badge a bit too high?

• Pete
  2:28 pm on March 26th, 2008 5

  Earings, and shirt too tight.

• Mark
  7:57 am on March 27th, 2008 6

  POSH=Prevention Of Sexual Harassment
  ASR=Army Service Ribbon
  AIT=Advanced Individual Training
  NDSM=National Defense Service Medal
  MEPS=Military Entrance Processing Station

• Kormatt
  3:29 pm on March 26th, 2008 7

  GI,

  This has nothing to do with her violations. I was at the DHL today and saw a gentlemen sitting at a desk outside the gaming rooms. I had to see what it was like inside and was asked for my ID when I approched the desk. Upon entering I noticed 6 people,5 wearing ACUs and 1 Korean, more than likly a dependent. We'll see how long this keeps up (DHL Losing Money).

• steve
  12:31 am on March 27th, 2008 8

  Acronyms folks, define your acronyms. What is DHL?

• Mike
  12:38 am on March 27th, 2008 9

  DHL= Dragon Hill Lodge. The big hotel in Yongsan.

• Bones
  6:06 am on March 27th, 2008 10

  I have to ask…..Is it a violation of military regs to

  wear the uniform if you use it as a form of entertainment?

  Movies, Music Video's….what makes it okay

• GI Korea
  8:51 am on March 27th, 2008 11

  bones,

  Jessica Simpson is a civilian so it is okay for her to wear the uniform improperly.

  Kormatt, I will be visiting Korea again later on this year so I will get a chance to see the great gambling crackdown for myself if it lasts that long.

• Kormatt
  11:18 am on March 27th, 2008 12

  Doubt it. GEN. Bell will be gone soon. bussiness as usual.

• Mark
  1:21 pm on March 27th, 2008 13

  Matt's right. As soon as he pops smoke, it's going to be, like….

  "RT Box? What the Hell is an RT Box?"

  "NEO? We didn't know we had to do NEO…."

  "We did away with black marketing with our automated tracking systems."

  "Expeditionary operations? The only Expedition I know is my command-sponsored gas guzzler…."

  "You want us to move WHERE? By WHEN? !"

  "What nukes?"

  "We did away with PHT with our curfew and off-limits list."

  "Sir, this is the way we've always done it."

  Dazzle the next guy with bullshit so he just gets confused and signs all the policy letters without reading them…that's how we kick the can a few years forward here….

• GI Korea
  1:46 pm on March 27th, 2008 14

  Even though Mark is joking around the sad thing he is very close to the truth of what is probably going to happen.

• Nomad
  10:18 am on March 28th, 2008 15

  Mark was joking?

• Kormatt
  1:05 pm on March 28th, 2008 16

  GI,

  You haven't been gone that long! Has the sun fried your brain? Everyone who has ever been part of USFK knows that the "Greedy Neighbor Program" always resets the old standby values that have run USFK for decades once there is a new command.

• GI Korea
  11:10 pm on March 28th, 2008 17

  I didn't say Mark was joking around about everything. I would have to say nukes on the peninsula is a joke right?

• Biff
  1:47 am on March 29th, 2008 18

  I would suck on her two BIG uniform violations

 

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