By GI Korea on April 15th, 2008 at 5:01 am

Evil Korean Women

» by GI Korea in: Humor

Here is the proof everyone needed that Korean women deep down really are “evil”:

Hat tip to reader for sending me the pic.

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Mark
1:10 am on April 15th, 2008 1
And I thought it was just HPD….
Joseph
1:31 am on April 15th, 2008 2
as long as she doesn't look like anakin skywalker under that mask, that is a nerd's dream.
Mark
2:27 am on April 15th, 2008 3
Triumph would do her leg.
James Turnbull
3:34 am on April 15th, 2008 4
Good to know that someone got SOMETHING from a very academic post of mine, in this case literally! They should have credited the photographer though:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/superlocal/117881756…
shattered
4:01 am on April 15th, 2008 5
What is that garbage she is eating? Pink squid flavored cheetos? Yuck!

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Great video Mark! The comment he made about Korean dog eating was too funny.
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ChickenHead
6:18 am on April 15th, 2008 7
Spam trap… but I can't imagine why.
Flak for Korea
4:59 pm on April 16th, 2008 8
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ChickenHead
1:42 am on April 16th, 2008 9
You Know You are Darth Agashi When…

After six bottles of soju, you aren't sure if you are eating dried squid or making out with the guy from the Mos Eisley cantina.

The truck farmer in your neighborhood drives a sandcrawler.

You make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs but have to mash on the brakes every 9 astronomical units when the GPS gives you a speed camera warning.

You can't remember if you have an R2 unit or an L2 unit with your She Tree Pi Oh… but it doesn't matter because your new handphone has all the same functions as both.

Your parents hired uncertified alien hippies on tourist visas that flashed suspect laser-printer diplomas from unaccredited Jedi universities to tutor you with unprepared lessons about the Force before you went to the Jedi cram hagwon so you could pass the entrance exam for Jedi training… which made you a numba-wan Obi-wan wonton hagwon padawan… or something like that.

Waiting Imperial walkers are always trying to push their way onto a cargo ramp before the bay is fully unloaded.

Rebels and escaped princesses keep jumping into your kimchee refrigerator thinking it is the garbage chute.

You go around saying things like, "Ah… Seoul is Korean Coruscant. Sorak-san is Korean Hoth. Cheju-do is Korean Degobah."

Your po-jong-ma-cha doesn't serve droids.

Your TIE fighter has holes poked in the muffler, green turn signals and is covered in flashing blue LEDs. Large fin and sticker of Mashimaro sitting on the loo complete the look. It is made in your system by Hyundai but is 30 percent cheaper if purchased with more options and a faster ion drive in any system on the Outer Rim.

You delay an attack on the Rebel base to use the cool 3D battle map for a quick game of Starcraft.

Your light saber is made of bamboo so you don't have to register it with the police.

You think Jabba the Hut is a typical foreigner… fat, greedy, slightly scary, speaks a language you can barely understand and likes to get his hands on local women in skimpy clothes. You aren't exactly wrong.

The last time you busted a Rebel blockade runner, it was full of ox tails, hot dogs and lots of Spam.

You leave your TIE fighter unlocked and out of gear with your phone number in the window in case one of the other ships you double parked in front of has to make the jump to hyperspace.

After getting very drunk on only a small amount of alcohol, your stormtroopers snicker and call you One O.B. Kanobi behind your back.

Your Death Star is in a parking orbit around Dok-do.

Your buddy Yoda is all hunched over due to 900 years of planting rice.

"These aren't the droids you are looking for… and I'm older than you so don't question me."

You bounce your star destroyer off an asteroid because you were busy dorking around with the navigator while talking on your cell phone.

Hwang Woo-suk lost the Clone Wars.

The Porce will be wit-choo. Always.
Mark
1:47 am on April 16th, 2008 10
OMFG! LMFAO! So much for my cracked ribs starting to heal….
Nomad
3:59 am on April 16th, 2008 11
CH,

ROTFL
Nomad
4:03 am on April 16th, 2008 12
That's so funny it deserves two replies

"After getting very drunk on only a small amount of alcohol, your stormtroopers snicker and call you One O.B. Kanobi behind your back."

Oh man, that had me in tears!
Jax
9:09 pm on April 16th, 2008 13
But what would happen is she came back to the good side of the Force?

There must be some good left in her.
Jack
2:03 pm on April 17th, 2008 14
Hmm, it does not matter what is under the Darth Vader mask because even if she were ugly, she could keep it on. Yes, I would "tap that".
Sofía
2:02 am on September 23rd, 2008 15
well, it's been said that there are agencies for marriage arrangements that go search for OTHER asian women around them, because "they can't seem to find any of their own country that fits them". That's sad! considering they are VERY ATTRACTIVE: what is it that korean women don't find sufficient in the poor guys. I'd take one of them any time of the year very happily!!