Comments on: The Porta-John Arsonist is Wanted in Iraq http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/ Serving on the Forgotten Frontier Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:09:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: EmphaZima http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-161136 EmphaZima Tue, 20 May 2008 00:31:18 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-161136 When I was with 2-9 IN we went out to KTC for Gunnery in September 2004. My BC at the time had a great idea of putting butcher block paper in the bathroom stall walls to curb graffiti. Believe it or not this actually worked, but one day someone wrote in the their own poop on the paper "I am the Shitmaster". We never knew who it was and months later in 2005 we went back out to Gunnery and someone wrote "Return of the Shitmaster" in the same manner. That should answer your question that it has already been done. When I was with 2-9 IN we went out to KTC for Gunnery in September 2004. My BC at the time had a great idea of putting butcher block paper in the bathroom stall walls to curb graffiti. Believe it or not this actually worked, but one day someone wrote in the their own poop on the paper “I am the Shitmaster”. We never knew who it was and months later in 2005 we went back out to Gunnery and someone wrote “Return of the Shitmaster” in the same manner. That should answer your question that it has already been done.

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]]> By: Gochu Namja http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-160658 Gochu Namja Sat, 17 May 2008 00:05:28 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-160658 I knew a guy in the Canadian military who pushed a port-a-pottie over while a guy was sitting in it. He pushed it forward and the matter in the septic tank came gushing out of the toilet, soaking the guy inside while his drawers were down. Plus, he couldn't get out because the door was trapped against the ground. I can't think of many things that would ruin your day more than that. During infantry training it was common for someone to write in felt pen above the toilet paper in the loo: PPCLI Achievement Certificates Take one -> I knew a guy in the Canadian military who pushed a port-a-pottie over while a guy was sitting in it. He pushed it forward and the matter in the septic tank came gushing out of the toilet, soaking the guy inside while his drawers were down. Plus, he couldn’t get out because the door was trapped against the ground. I can’t think of many things that would ruin your day more than that.

During infantry training it was common for someone to write in felt pen above the toilet paper in the loo:

PPCLI Achievement Certificates

Take one ->

]]> By: Things I Didn’t Want to Know About Life in the US Army | The Marmot's Hole http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-160162 Things I Didn’t Want to Know About Life in the US Army | The Marmot's Hole Fri, 16 May 2008 14:15:46 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-160162 [...] Jesus (read the comments, too)… are even Gitmo inmates forced to suffer comparable indignities? [...] [...] Jesus (read the comments, too)… are even Gitmo inmates forced to suffer comparable indignities? [...]

]]> By: Bob http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159974 Bob Thu, 15 May 2008 21:51:16 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159974 Heh. At the moment, I was just worried about losing my job. And this would have been sometime in....2003, I think, so a bit premature. Heh. At the moment, I was just worried about losing my job. And this would have been sometime in….2003, I think, so a bit premature.

]]> By: ChickenHead http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159718 ChickenHead Thu, 15 May 2008 05:48:42 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159718 Bob, "...we walked into a conference room reserved for a meeting with Rumsfeld in an obscure country and there was a large pile, still steaming, in the middle of the conference table." Duuuude! You missed the best chance the world ever offered anyone! How could you have let it go? I'd have run off and found two small boxes and set them on the table... with one box covering the Pile and the other one next to it. The box covering the Pile would have been labeled "Rumsfeld's Strategy, Tactics and Operations" (that would be shait). The empty box would have been labeled "Rumsfeld's Post-Invasion Occupation Plan" (ain't shiat). Heh heh heh! Imagine the looks when they lifted the boxes. Awkward. If that went over well, I could put a box over my privates and label it "What Rumsfeld Knows About Troop Strength" (diiick). ...and maybe one over the heater vent "Rumsfeld's Carefully Crafted Propaganda Tying Saddam to Osama as Well as WMDs" (hot air). Shoot. I'd have to get a whole bunch of boxes. Bob,

“…we walked into a conference room reserved for a meeting with Rumsfeld in an obscure country and there was a large pile, still steaming, in the middle of the conference table.”

Duuuude! You missed the best chance the world ever offered anyone! How could you have let it go?

I’d have run off and found two small boxes and set them on the table… with one box covering the Pile and the other one next to it.

The box covering the Pile would have been labeled “Rumsfeld’s Strategy, Tactics and Operations” (that would be shait).

The empty box would have been labeled “Rumsfeld’s Post-Invasion Occupation Plan” (ain’t shiat).

Heh heh heh! Imagine the looks when they lifted the boxes.

Awkward.

If that went over well, I could put a box over my privates and label it “What Rumsfeld Knows About Troop Strength” (diiick).

…and maybe one over the heater vent “Rumsfeld’s Carefully Crafted Propaganda Tying Saddam to Osama as Well as WMDs” (hot air).

Shoot. I’d have to get a whole bunch of boxes.

]]> By: Mark http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159615 Mark Wed, 14 May 2008 23:15:27 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159615 How about the phantom cummer who spooges all over the inside of the porta-john doors at RSOI/UFL. How about the phantom cummer who spooges all over the inside of the porta-john doors at RSOI/UFL.

]]> By: GI Korea http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159586 GI Korea Wed, 14 May 2008 21:28:01 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159586 Later on in Iraq we had the cousin of the Shithouse Bandit appear "The Mad Crapper". The Mad Crapper used to leave shit all over the porta-potti and leave graffiti in the porta-potti as well. I never saw anyone that was willing to shit on the middle of a conference table though. Later on in Iraq we had the cousin of the Shithouse Bandit appear “The Mad Crapper”. The Mad Crapper used to leave shit all over the porta-potti and leave graffiti in the porta-potti as well. I never saw anyone that was willing to shit on the middle of a conference table though.

]]> By: Bob http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159521 Bob Wed, 14 May 2008 17:10:40 +0000 http://rokdrop.com/2008/05/14/the-porta-john-arsonist-is-wanted-in-iraq/#comment-159521 I've run across a few 'phantom shitters' while associating with the military. I will never forget at one AOB we walked into a conference room reserved for a meeting with Rumsfeld in an obscure country and there was a large pile, still steaming, in the middle of the conference table. Luckily somebody caught it right before he wandered in and there was a frantic last-minute schedule adjustment. I really cannot imagine an age at which that would be funny. IT did show some creativity, though. I’ve run across a few ‘phantom shitters’ while associating with the military. I will never forget at one AOB we walked into a conference room reserved for a meeting with Rumsfeld in an obscure country and there was a large pile, still steaming, in the middle of the conference table. Luckily somebody caught it right before he wandered in and there was a frantic last-minute schedule adjustment.

I really cannot imagine an age at which that would be funny. IT did show some creativity, though.

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