By GI Korea on June 20th, 2008 at 2:18 am

Korean Government Warns Foreigners of Fan Death

» by GI Korea in: Korea-Wacky Stuff,Quick Links

It figures that the Ministry of Culture & Tourism in their official guidebook are warning foreigners about the dangers of, you guessed it, Fan Death! With all the cows and fans out to kill you in Korea it is a wonder how anybody is left alive.

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Jax
9:20 pm on June 19th, 2008 1
Tired of violent Korean protesters …

Fed up with protest traffic snarls around Embassy Row, Yongsan, and other key foreigner hangouts in Seoul …

But you don't want the bloody mess associated with a police and special forces crack down …

Well, the latest in non-lethal weaponry is coming to a riot near you …

Introducing the LAW !!! (Law enforcement Anti-protest Windmill)

Just install one of these babies in front of your Embassy, US military facility, or local city park. Then turn on the power, and watch the protesters break ranks and flee from imminent oxygen deprivation. Guaranteed to work or your money back.

Surgeon General's Warning: The manufacturer strongly recommends that only foreigners operate this windmill since Korean National Police will perceive imminent oxygen deprivation and also flee the area.
GI Korea
9:49 pm on June 19th, 2008 2
Jax:
Dumbasses
10:16 pm on June 19th, 2008 3
Do you need more proof that Koreans are tards?
Chickenhead
6:22 am on June 20th, 2008 4
I wonder if this is why my latest invention didn't work well… hmmm…

I thought there would be a big market for a fan with blades made of meat that only ran at night.
OneFreeKorea » Anju Links for 20 June 2008
12:04 pm on June 21st, 2008 5
[...] THE KOREAN GOVERNMENT HAS PUBLISHED a guidebook for foreigners. The guidebook contains a warning about the dangers of … fan death. Have you heard of this “fan death?” (ht). [...]