By Can anyone guess what this Hong Kong man was up to?:
If not here is your answer:
On the night before yesterday, a Number 3 typhoon warning signal was hoisted and strong gusts could be felt. At just before midnight, a 42-year-old man started to do push-ups on a metallic bench in the physical exercise area of the Lam Tin Park which is opened 24 hours a day. During the process, he unzipped his shorts and took out his penis. But as he did the push-ups, his penis went into a small hole about 2.5 centimeters in diameter on the bench and got stuck. As a result, he used his mobile telephone to summon emergency help. The fire department rushed to the scene. However, the man’s penis was enlarged and could not be extracted. During this time, the man pleaded: “Please don’t take photographs of me!” But of course the Hong Kong photojournalists would never let this opportunity pass. The firemen played nice and covered the man up with a blanket.
Two doctors from the United Hospital nearby were brought to the scene. The doctors gave him pain-killer shots as well as cutting a small opening on his penis to release blood to reduce the swelling, but those efforts were ineffective. Finally, the firemen used electric saws to cut off a portion of the bench and carted him off to the hospital. One rescuer said: “There are all sorts of strange people in this world.” According to information, the man had taken some potency enhancement medication just before he began to do push-ups.
The Hong Kong Police stated that they cannot exclude the possibility that someone had been engaged in an indecent act in public. After completing his treatment, the man came out of the hospital wearing his blood-soaked shorts and yelled at the reporter: “Stop asking! I’ll f*cking beat you up! Don’t make me lose my job!” Then he jumped into a taxi and left.
The Hong Kong Leisure and Cultural Services Department spokesperson said that the push-up/sit-up boards meet American safety standard ASTM F1487. The holes in the bench were designed to let rain water run off. The manufacturer is presently preparing a set of guidelines for proper usage which will be installed next to the equipment. [ESWN]
The next time I am in Hong Kong I must take a picture of whatever warning sign they put up.
It is the sad reality. No mistake...
1:50 am on August 10th, 2008 1
He was trying to make the US look bad.
1:55 am on August 10th, 2008 2
This man was having sex with a beautiful piece of exercise equipment (the sit-up) apparatus.
1:57 am on August 10th, 2008 3
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
August 7th, 2008
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
1:58 am on August 10th, 2008 4
I think I took her home from the All-Star once.
2:08 am on August 10th, 2008 5
wow. I can't wait to see the stick figure drawing they'll design to warn the next users of the bench not do repeat his mistake.
5:49 am on August 10th, 2008 6
Cut it off from the other end to extricate!
7:27 pm on August 10th, 2008 7
The headline should have read "Hong Kong Dong Gone"
1:57 am on August 11th, 2008 8
His impaired judgement was obviously caused by Mad Cow Disease!
Oh wait, this was in Hong Kong…..
10:24 pm on August 13th, 2008 9
HOLE -E – KOK!