By When I first read this I wondered if this guy suddenly had the munchies?:
An 8th Army sergeant was detained early Sunday morning for breaking into a bakery in Seoul’s upscale Gangnam district, South Korean police said Tuesday.
A police spokesman said the U.S. soldier, 26, was drunk when he began kicking down the blue wooden door of Cookie Mori, which produces baked goods.
The bakery’s security alarm went off around 4:20 a.m., and police soon arrived and detained the man on charges of breaking in and property damage.
The sergeant was turned over to U.S. Forces Korea officials after questioning, and Gangnam police plan to question him further. [Stars & Stripes]
Here is my favorite part of the article:
A woman who answered the phone at Cookie Mori on Tuesday said none of the cookies were eaten during the break-in.
I guess the Stars & Stripes reporter was wondering the same thing I was. Not only is this guy an idiot for breaking into a bakery in the first place, but if you are going to break into the bakery how do you not at least eat one cookie? 
4:07 am on October 15th, 2008 1
It must be the Koreans making up the charges and lying about this innocent GI. He didn't do anything wrong. Koreans are lying again.
4:20 am on October 15th, 2008 2
Note that the break in happened at 4:20
Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.
7:03 am on October 15th, 2008 3
No Brain…No Pain…
10:13 pm on October 15th, 2008 4
The S&S reporter and/or Korean store owner seem to have quite a sense of humor about the whole thing. I am certain the GI will be punished and pay for any damage. This was obviously drunken stupidity and luckily no one was hurt. Best yet, he will probably forever be known by his new moniker, Cookie Monster.
What. A. Dumbass.
You are right Tom, Koreans NEVER get drunk and do stupid crap. Koreans certainly never lie. But it is their country so it’s ok to screw waegooks. Perhaps in the perception there is a bit of truth. I almost always perceive you as an idiot, or at least a half assed net troll.
Have a great day!
11:54 pm on October 15th, 2008 5
Hey, at least the soldier wasn't loafing around
12:27 am on October 16th, 2008 6
He should have rolled on out.
12:45 am on October 16th, 2008 7
"He should have rolled on out."
Too late, now he's toast.
2:28 am on October 16th, 2008 8
Bet it costs him some dough.
4:47 am on October 16th, 2008 9
Sorry, I along with a lot of others find no humor in this or any other crime committed by any representative of the US in Korea. This guy is just another scumbag that joined the Army. He is not an idiot just a burden to society.
What an embarrassment.
9:51 am on October 16th, 2008 10
[...] Hat tip- GI at ROK Drop [...]
9:16 am on October 16th, 2008 11
# 6-10 ROFLMAO
1:21 pm on October 16th, 2008 12
His Buns are Toasted!
5:54 pm on October 16th, 2008 13
Sounds like he kneads to learn a lesson.
7:18 pm on October 16th, 2008 14
Another miss-guided doughboy.
I think we need to take the story with a grain of rye, the way I heard it, he was just trying to wipe a Stinko nut off his boot using the door least he be mistaken for a Stinko thief when the door accidentally popped open.
10:47 pm on October 16th, 2008 15
Its not like this was premeditated… if anything it was half baked.
11:22 pm on October 16th, 2008 16
I've heard of pinching a loaf before….but this really takes the cake!!
1:23 am on October 17th, 2008 17
Battering a door at 4am will get him sent to Leaven-worth.
6:38 am on October 17th, 2008 18
Maybe his juicy went back to the PI and he was just looking for a new tart.
9:03 am on October 17th, 2008 19
^^ I think that’s the yeast of his worries.
10:52 am on October 17th, 2008 20
We have a lot of comedians here.
3:26 pm on October 17th, 2008 21
I don't know why the Sergeant broke into the bakery, but I do know why he didn't eat at least one cookie.
Every NCO knows- or should at least know by now, that Korean cookies taste like paper.