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Original Posting: Talk about biting off more then you can chew:
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident. [The Star Online]
If everyone reading this thinks this is funny, then I highly recommend reading what happened to this man in a Hong Kong park. It is just as funny.
3:42 am on May 6th, 2009 1
oh man……"I guess she bit off more than she can chew!"
4:33 am on May 6th, 2009 2
Nom, nom, nom…
4:57 am on May 6th, 2009 3
I don't believe it. This would be a good suggestion for submission to the MythBusters.
6:29 am on May 6th, 2009 4
meh, the fascination with male genital abuse and mutilation is bizarre. I wonder how the story would have been handled if a woman had the gearshift stuck between her legs.
7:22 am on May 6th, 2009 5
Secretary? She's an administrative assistant, people. Jeez.
8:12 am on May 6th, 2009 6
Garp!!!!!
Damn, that mirror's the book and the movie, classic.
12:58 pm on May 6th, 2009 7
Not much of a secretary if she bites at diicktation.
6:27 pm on May 6th, 2009 8
Sin CHEW Daily… ha ha!
That was my favorite scene in "World According to Garp."
6:43 pm on May 6th, 2009 9
Since it was Singapore, do you think she got fined for spitting.
8:36 pm on May 7th, 2009 10
I don't know if he was a kind and humble boss before this, but I bet after this he was a bit less coccky.
11:19 am on May 23rd, 2009 11
omg stfu
12:08 pm on May 23rd, 2009 12
I guess this is one time he wished he had just put the head in.
4:58 pm on May 23rd, 2009 13
Haha this is funny. =] x
7:31 pm on May 23rd, 2009 14
I remember Porcha tried to bite off my penis until I George Foremanned her in the jaw. WHO'S THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
11:00 am on May 25th, 2009 15
nice that the boss had his karma points served back to him. that's what he deserves for adultery. as for the woman…
5:43 am on June 22nd, 2009 16
It don't matter, just don't bite it…
3:24 am on June 26th, 2009 17
Posters # 5 and 14:
Yes, she is a secretary – administrative assistant is a Western concept and belongs there not in Asia. Faaa! Hillary Clinton did plenty of damage in the 1990s with her rhetoric speeches in Asia.
The boss wasn't committing adultry – he was giving her an after lunch slurpee…on top of a paycheck!
3:25 am on June 26th, 2009 18
Sounds like a real lady to me!
9:32 pm on July 1st, 2009 19
Scene from The movie "Garp"
2:44 am on July 29th, 2009 20
wish my girlfriend could bite like that
12:40 pm on September 7th, 2009 21
Wow, they must have great sashimi in Korea.
Cant wait til i get there!
1:47 pm on October 5th, 2009 22
Glade- you probably will get lost in Korea. They are talking about Singapore.
5:02 pm on May 27th, 2010 23
I hope this happens to any people who patronize Korean prostitutes.
5:06 pm on May 27th, 2010 24
This reminds me of a joke that I heard from an American in Gangnam.
Q: How do you circumcise a red-neck
A: You punch his sister in the chin