You can find many aliens… some of which are illegal.

You can catch harpies on your cocckatrice… or even thrice, if you aren't careful.

Lazy girls are always dragon their arse around the pole in a juicy shuffle.

If she thinks you will pay her barfine but you sneak out early, she will ask your friends wendigo.

If your friends split the barfine, you can all take her to the room and doppleganger.

The club owner drives a big car so he must be kraken it in.

Guys sitting alone might be ugly and cheap… or they might be faeries.

Short skirts and go-go boots can get you haard as a roc.

If you try to three-hole her at the one-hole price, she screams wraith.

After curfew, you had better turn into Mr. Hide.

There are no nice juicy ghouls.

If you ask what girls are available, Mama will tell you witch.

After a few drinks, it's hard to shun the frumious Bandersnatch… in fact, you start wanting a piece of it.

If the girls try to get out at night, the club owners just gets morlocks.

You wind up drinking a lot of boos.

Every girl has a story about a sick mummy.

You can pay a barfine to get some goblin.

If you pay extra, you can cover a juicy in what appears to be ectoplasm.