By Shaking their booty may lead to global catastrophe.
Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.
“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,” he said.
Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.
Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a “general repentance” by Iranians.-BBC
Personally I think Mr Sedighi is a crackpot. ROK Drop readers can leave their own jokes in the comments section.
3:06 am on April 20th, 2010 1
If that's true, Osan's high school should have broken off and fallen into the ocean by now.
None-the-less, if modest dressing protects against earthquakes, what do they suppose protects against nuclear bunker busters?
6:27 am on April 20th, 2010 2
Science flies us to the moon.
Religion flies us into buildings.
8:46 am on April 20th, 2010 3
All religious nuts are crack pots….just like Billy Graham blaming Katrina on homosexuals.
10:03 am on April 20th, 2010 4
Wow … first the AGW guys blame quakes on global warming …. then Iranian clerics blame quakes on downtown girls ….
11:17 am on April 20th, 2010 5
He’s right. we wrote a song about it years ago….
“The earth was quaking, my mind was aching, and we were making it and you shook me all night long…”
11:23 am on April 20th, 2010 6
Well, I did know a few that "rocked my world".
11:25 am on April 20th, 2010 7
Same people that want "the bomb".
11:49 am on April 20th, 2010 8
Almost believeable as fan death
11:50 am on April 20th, 2010 9
Amen
8:02 pm on April 20th, 2010 10
I though you must be crazy to get "The bomb"