Even as a joke, this memo is stupid. Don’t put into writing what you don’t want published.

The Foreign Office has apologised for a “foolish” document which suggested the Pope’s visit to the UK could be marked by the launch of “Benedict” condoms.

Called “The ideal visit would see…”, it said the Pope could be invited to open an abortion clinic and bless a gay marriage during September’s visit.

The Foreign Office stressed the paper, which resulted from a “brainstorm” on the visit, did not reflect its views.

The Bishop of Nottingham said, if anything, it was “appalling manners”.

The Rt Rev Malcolm McMahon said: “I think it’s a lot worse that we invite someone into our country – a person like the Pope – and then he’s treated in this way.

“I think it’s appalling manners more than anything else.”

The junior civil servant responsible had been put on other duties, the Foreign Office said.-BBC

The junior civil servant is busy preparing the first meal for the visit of a leading Rabbi. I heard he will served baked ham with a shrimp cocktail appetizer. Oi Vei!