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By on June 6th, 2010 at 8:14 am

North Korea’s Magic Drink Apparently Can Cure All Ills

» by in: North Korea

Maybe this what has got Kim Jong-il looking a bit better now a days:

North Korea has developed a “super drink” that, it says, can multiply brain cells and stop skin ageing.

The secretive state’s official news agency, KCNA, says the drink contains 60 kinds of “microelements” extracted from more than 30 species of plants.

It attracted “much interest from Chinese, German and other businessmen” at a trade fair in Pyongyang last month, the agency reports.

It was developed by a joint venture fruit juice company.

‘No side-effect’KCNA says: “It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells.

“It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.  [BBC via Foreign Policy Blog]

Now if only they can invent a magic drink that prevents people from being hungry?

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  • Pete
    5:52 am on June 6th, 2010 1

    Sure nuff does work. I drunk sum and now can attest to its majacal qualities and increased brain power.

    I recommend you try sum too.

  • Teadrinker
    7:26 am on June 6th, 2010 2

    Microelements that increase the number of brain cells? Sounds like radioactive waste to me.

  • TJ
    12:14 am on June 7th, 2010 3

    Ahh, finally! The North Korean population has gain access to water… :cool:

  • Wally
    8:19 am on June 7th, 2010 4

    Kimchi juice.

  • Retired GI
    11:49 am on June 7th, 2010 5

    Better than Mary Jane? I don't believe it. :grin:

  • david wester
    12:06 am on June 8th, 2010 6

    Considering the nutrition standards of N Korea, I have no doubt that anything that can be ingested there is likely to increase the number of brain cells. They have none to begin with…

  • 88mm
    6:46 am on June 8th, 2010 7

    All your base are belong to us!

  • Leon LaPorte
    11:29 am on June 8th, 2010 8

    88mm: Somebody set up us the bomb! :shock:

    Not only that but, You have no chance to survive make your time! :roll:

 

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