By I got a crush on you.
ISLAMORADA, Fla. – Sheriff’s dispatchers didn’t know what the problem was when they got a frantic 911 call at 1:20 a.m. All the caller could do is yell his address and tell them he was “crushed.”
According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s
Office, deputies rushed to the scene, a residence at the 88-mile marker of U.S. 1.
When they got inside, they found the man who’d apparently fallen asleep in his recliner.
He was abruptly awakened when the head of a water buffalo that had been hanging on the wall next to him fell onto his lap.
According to Deputy Don Dalton, the head was so heavy the man couldn’t move, but his cell phone
Supposedly the Water Buffalo was shot on some African trip ten years previous and the head given to the owner. ROK Drop readers feel free to make your own jokes.
This is the most off the wall story I have heard coming out of Florida since I first moved here in 1976.
4:40 am on June 11th, 2010 1
If I was the 911 dispatcher I might say,
"Dude… don't have a cow."
…or…
"Wow… that's off the wall."
…or…
"Are you getting head or just feeling horny?"
…or combine them…
"So what? You are getting a lap dance from a horny 10 year-old. People pay good money for that. STFU and call back if you have a problem."
7:18 am on June 11th, 2010 2
This sounds like a lot of bull.
7:31 am on June 11th, 2010 3
Had this story come from China, the title could have been "Water Buffalo falls – Man's penis stuck in mouth"
Mr Wong had his penis stuck in an exercise apparatus 18 months ago and this time his penis got stuck in the teeth of the beast he called Gloria.
8:47 am on June 11th, 2010 4
"Hello, 911. How can I help you?"
"I'm sitting on the couch and I can't move because I got head…"
"Sir, if my husband ever pulled that one on me, he could forget about ever getting head again."