By GI Korea on March 10th, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Picture of the Day: Chinese Spy Deng Xinming

Picture of accused Chinese spy Deng Xinming

Via the Korea Herald.

• M
  6:29 am on March 10th, 2011 1

  I'd hit that!

• devmil
  6:50 am on March 10th, 2011 2

  #1, you would risk your secure diplomatic job, be disgraced from your own country, prosecuted and possibly face jail time for that?

• Aaron
  7:33 am on March 10th, 2011 3

  Cute, but not quite worth the gallows on treason charges.

• archieb
  7:40 am on March 10th, 2011 4

  How does "Me love you long time" turn into "Here's the top secret files you wanted. Anything else I can do for you? Anything?" Those men were complete fools. As someone once said it doesn't take much water to brainwash some people.

• ChickenHead
  7:46 am on March 10th, 2011 5

  There once was a girl names Deng Xinming

  who liked to fly in her X-wing.

  She said, "You are wasting my time.

  It looks fine, but no rhyme."

  Then she crossed the street in a ped x-ing.

• ChickenHead
  8:06 am on March 10th, 2011 6

  He slipped aside her tiny black thong

  and pounded her back door all night long.

  He didn't know when he exploded,

  that, she too, had downloaded,

  but he said, "Dang, Deng, your dung's dinged by my dong."

• Matt
  8:51 am on March 10th, 2011 7

  @1,2, and 3-I'd hit that until she started asking less for me to buy her a purse and more to give over top secret info. there's plenty of kitty out there that doesn't want top secret info..

• Teadrinker
  8:57 am on March 10th, 2011 8

  My guess is that once she got the guy's trust, she told him she had a great idea to make some cash, either for him, her, or the both of them. She may have told him some kind of sob story, maybe she needs to cash to pay off some debts, maybe she needs it to divorce her abusive husband…

  Yes, it doesn't take much water to brainwash some people, as ArchieB suggests.

• Leon LaPorte
  9:37 am on March 10th, 2011 9

  Oh the stupid, IT BURNS! I can't believe some people.

• Leon LaPorte
  9:40 am on March 10th, 2011 10

  #8 I suspect you are on the right track. But I'm thinking she told him she needed a nose job. Look at that schnoz!

• Retired GI
  12:18 pm on March 10th, 2011 11

  I'd rent it out, but only for $20. Certainly not for secrets. Two many other hose monsters out there.

• Retired GI
  12:20 pm on March 10th, 2011 12

  I like her nose–but not at this angle. I'm sure it looks great when viewed from above.

• ChickenHead
  12:54 pm on March 10th, 2011 13

  She is cute but really not steamin'.

  Yet after drinkin', I'd give her a reamin'.

  I'd sigh, "Why do you spy?"

  Then I'd pry her bone-dry brown eye

  and blast her a load of my ximen.

• Tom Langley
  1:59 pm on March 10th, 2011 14

  Chickenhead #13, You've done it again. If she approached me for secrets I'd give her the electric schematics for a cake mixer or something, bang her & leave it at that. To me it's unbelievable that the ROK CIA apparently doesn't investigate diplomats with access to classified information. How could somebody betray the land of one's birth for some pogee? In the US Army we had SAEDA training periodically. It looks like the ROK government needs to give some training to its diplomats & military officers.

• Spelunker
  4:57 pm on March 10th, 2011 15

  Right now if you do a Google image search for "Deng Xinming"… a tiny picture of Leon LaPorte shows up on page 3.

  I still think this is a better photo of her:

  http://blog.daum.net/essence100/8745409

• Tom
  5:05 pm on March 10th, 2011 16

  You guys have such low standards. If you see other pictures, she looks like any other average house wife ajumma.

  And who says she would f*ck you? She obviously had the hots for older Korean men. lol.

• archieb
  7:17 pm on March 10th, 2011 17

  #16, Thomas, she's been highly-trained to do this so it's not about love and she's an expert at many things. She'd make a complete fool out of you.

• ChickenHead
  11:08 pm on March 10th, 2011 18

  ArchieB…

  Considering the almost-public record information she collected, it looks like she was running visa scams or generating a client list for her call girl service.

  She is likely a very charming former madam of some sort who married a Korean guy to advance her personal agenda.

  Getting ”caught” probably was about jealous men trying to pee on each other rather than Chinese investigators who would never bust one of their own… or Korean investigators who can't go around searching Chinese citizen's computers.

  No. The real truth here is just a dirty story… with the spy angle thrown in to make it more juicy… and make the Shainghai operation not look like a bunch of complete retards who got took by a small-time bargirl.

• Tom Langley
  4:37 pm on March 11th, 2011 19

  Chickenhead #18, You may have an excellent point. She could be nothing more than a high priced call girl or a madam. I can't believe that one of those diplomats actually wants to leave his wife to go to Red China to be with this woman. How f'ing stupid can you get? She must be really good in the sack and/or she could suck a golf ball through a water hose. South Korea appears to have some p!$$ poor excuses for diplomats.

• Glans
  6:26 pm on March 12th, 2011 20

  I wouldn't give her state secrets, but I would give her ChickenHead's account numbers.

• ChickenHead
  6:52 pm on March 12th, 2011 21

  If she would supply me with a couple of Chinese teens dressed as schoolgirls and covered in warm butter, I'd give them to her myself.

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