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Avatar of GI KoreaBy on March 28th, 2011 at 1:24 am

Korean Men Have Smallest Penis In Northeast Asia

That is if this chart is to be believed:

You can see the size by country here.

Korean men are measured at 3.8 inches while Chinese men were measured at 4.2 inches.  Japanese men on the other hand topped out at 4.3 inches to lead Northeast Asia.

If anyone is wondering the Congo led the world with an average length of 7.1 inches.

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  • archieb
    6:50 pm on March 27th, 2011 1

    "Honesty, is such a lonely word…"

  • ChickenHead
    6:59 pm on March 27th, 2011 2

    Load up these charts and peruse them.

    Find the modestly-built and abuse them.

    Then notice the races

    in the most populous places.

    They may have short diicks but they use them.

  • Cloying Odor
    7:05 pm on March 27th, 2011 3

    Korea in a Nutshell.

  • Leon LaPorte
    7:21 pm on March 27th, 2011 4

    This explains a lot.

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    7:56 pm on March 27th, 2011 5

    I don't buy it.

    Those "self-reporting" nations should be around 9.5 or greater….Since they're not, I can't trust the whole thing….

  • kangaji
    8:24 pm on March 27th, 2011 6

    What!? Crappy source and unsubstantiated poor data!? I'm sure Lee Taehoon is on top of publishing this in the Korea Times!

  • utg
    8:42 pm on March 27th, 2011 7

    LMYAO

  • Teadrinker
    9:04 pm on March 27th, 2011 8

    GI,

    You know what's even funnier? Americans have the smallest penises in the northern region of North America.

  • Avatar of GI KoreaGI Korea
    9:27 pm on March 27th, 2011 9

    This data is of course suspect but it is fun to get Tom all worked up. Also I figured Canadians would get a kick out of this though the Mexicans got all of us North Americans beat.

  • ChickenHead
    9:29 pm on March 27th, 2011 10

    "though the Mexicans got all of us North Americans beat."

    Duh. That's because they don't have any Korean immigrants bringing the average down.

  • Tom
    9:44 pm on March 27th, 2011 11

    "This data is of course suspect but it is fun to get Tom all worked up."

    I'm not worked up at all, over a flawed self reported study done back in 2001.

    Who knows what the real average size of Korean men are, and who cares other than the penis obsessed GI's.

    Where are the emoticons? I would have given you a eyes rolling face.

  • Teadrinker
    10:12 pm on March 27th, 2011 12

    #9,

    "This data is of course suspect…"

    Sure, now you say that.

    Anyways, I wonder how these figures correlate with circumcision. Looking at the North American figures alone, I'd say they might.

    PS. Tom's being like a kid who's just found out that his parents had been lying to him about Santa. Literally. Korean parents tell their 12 year-old sons that circumcision will make it grow longer.

  • Tom
    10:16 pm on March 27th, 2011 13

    #12, nonsense. Koreans are not obsessed with penis sizes like the closet homosexual homophobic gay American men. They get a big swell whenever they think about the big one. It's called American men insecurity. lol.

  • Jeff
    11:10 pm on March 27th, 2011 14

    Is that flaccid or hard? :)

  • JoeC
    11:26 pm on March 27th, 2011 15

    #12

    If that were true and they had no interest why do so many of then violate urinal etiquette? They don't even bother to hide their attempts to peep.

    Then there are the staring at the jim-jil-bangs.

    Back to this survey, I also think it's suspect and question its purpose. There was a more reputable report a few years ago about the size of Indian men. It was about the health risk concerns because they couldn't obtain condoms that fit securely.

    Condom fitting is a valid concern. While modern Korean condoms have a greater amount of flexibility, they are still too short and snug compared to what I prefer. They have also broken more often. But prior to about 20 years ago the local brands had no more stretch than party balloons and were practically useless unless you were their measured size.

  • JoeC
    11:27 pm on March 27th, 2011 16

    correction: responding to #13

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    11:38 pm on March 27th, 2011 17

    "Anyways, I wonder how these figures correlate with circumcision."

    I know the doctor left a good bit of mine on the cutting room floor. Must'a…Gottabe…

  • Retired GI
    11:45 pm on March 27th, 2011 18

    I never did get accustomed to Korean guys looking at me when i was pissing. :)

  • ChickenHead
    12:18 am on March 28th, 2011 19

    None of this concerns me.

    I'm hung like a baby.

    Yep…

    …7 pounds, 8 ounces.

  • ChickenHead
    1:12 am on March 28th, 2011 20

    BTW, you cackgazers, I find this far more interesting…

    http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/the_world_map_o

  • Burma Bob
    1:30 am on March 28th, 2011 21

    My name is little Bongo

    I have a penis in my pants,

    the girls all say it's long-o

    There's just one pace that I'd fit in,

    And that would be the Congo.

  • tom
    1:35 am on March 28th, 2011 22

    "If that were true and they had no interest why do so many of then violate urinal etiquette? They don’t even bother to hide their attempts to peep. Then there are the staring at the jim-jil-bangs."

    What do you expect, when strange looking hairy creatures with fat bellies walking around naked? lol.

    "I never did get accustomed to Korean guys looking at me when i was pissing. "

    They were probably looking at your tiny thing. lol.

    White Guys are hilarious with their strange ego stroking. lol.

  • Retired GI
    1:52 am on March 28th, 2011 23

    22 tom—so I see you have experience in the "looking" department. :)

    Thanks ChickenHead #20. I was starting to think this blog was a bit Gay. Not there is anything wrong at all with that. :)

    I see there just might be a reason to visit Canada after all. I love me some C cups.

  • tom
    2:13 am on March 28th, 2011 24

    Retired Hill Billy, how did you like your 173rd Airborne Brigade Commander sucking on your Tiny Tim?

    lol.

  • Jeff Fisher
    3:48 am on March 28th, 2011 25

    I am an American white guy. Penis size is why I married a

    Korean gal. They have small hands and make me feel so big.

  • Tom
    3:57 am on March 28th, 2011 26

    It looks like GI Korea is fixated on penis size of Koreans. This is about the third time he has pointed this out. I wonder why?

    http://rokdrop.com/2007/10/06/are-korean-gochus-getting-smaller/

  • tom
    4:20 am on March 28th, 2011 27

    As opposed to your own hands?

    lol.

    Turns out the source of this study was Korean military, circa 1962, with 9 test samples. lol… look at all the sources of this study, real dodgy with huge big gaps in time periods, and no mention of number of test subjects.

    The real size of Korean men is 12.5cm, or 4.9 inches, according to this article.

    http://english.donga.com/srv/service.php3?bicode=

  • ChickenHead
    5:51 am on March 28th, 2011 28

    My diick's only two inches.

    …from the floor.

  • tom
    6:27 am on March 28th, 2011 29

    Well… it seems like this "news" is all over the white guy's blogs everywhere in the K-Blogsphere. This is a HUGE news in Korean K-blogsphere, which is serving up to be a big bash material for the white guys with ego to put down Korean men.

    I hate to ruin the party, white people. But look at the source for the Korean figures again:

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12937799

    The Korean figures were taken from observations done by Korean clinics that specializes in penile implants. These were the size that were reported by the patients who wanted to do penis implants to make their size bigger – far from the representative "average" as purported by this fraud study which by the way was done by a Mexican named Eduardo Gomez de Diego (doesn't that explain why Mexican men are rated bigger than Americans?).

    In this Korean study, the average Korean penis is about 13.2cm, or about 5.2 inches

    http://www.koreamed.org/SearchBasic.php?RID=1020K

  • Jeff Fisher
    7:37 am on March 28th, 2011 30

    Tom, you are grasping for straws with gusto to debunk the findings. It is what it is. Accept the way you as an Asian

    are anatomically endowed and move on. Your inferiority

    complex as an Asian v. white guys is not healthy. Your

    efforts to belittle and put us down will not result in

    raising your own self confidence. Life is too short.

    If you can afford it, get help man. I have read some of your comments. You are not a dummy in my opinion. Well educated. You can overcome this mental malady! Latent self loathing can not lead to anything good.

  • Leon LaPorte
    9:02 am on March 28th, 2011 31

    Tom, you are grasping for straws…

    Quite literally!

    /guffaw

  • Teadrinker
    9:28 am on March 28th, 2011 32

    #14,

    Then why the many errant glances coming from strangers when I'm at the sauna? I'm not threatened by it by any means, I just find that sort of curiosity, coming from grown men, to be rather childish.

  • Teadrinker
    9:38 am on March 28th, 2011 33

    "While modern Korean condoms have a greater amount of flexibility, they are still too short and snug compared to what I prefer. "

    Yes, not to brag, but half-mast would be a way to describe their fit. But, as long as they don't diminish the effectiveness of the product or increase the failure rate, there's really no reason to complain.

  • Teadrinker
    9:41 am on March 28th, 2011 34

    #30,

    We're just pulling your leg, and it's working.

    PS. What do you make of the figures that were taken by the Korean Armed Forces that had the average to less than 5 inches?

    PPS. Average is small, as far as I'm concerned. ;)

  • a98cer
    12:27 pm on March 28th, 2011 35

    Well, this probably explains why Korean men and women never seem happy. I always thought it was because they did not have a DEROS.

  • Tom
    12:39 pm on March 28th, 2011 36

    I tend to agree with Philippe Rushton's theory of correlation with race, crime, IQ, and penis size.

    The theory goes like this.

    1) D*ck size:

    a) Blacks

    b) Whites

    c) Asians

    2) Violent Crime Rate:

    a) Blacks

    b) Whites

    c) Asians

    3) Lowest IQ scores

    a) Blacks

    b) Whites

    c) Asians

    4) Smallest Brain Size

    a) Blacks

    b) Whites

    c) Asians

    I think Rushton's theory is right on the money. Bigger penis size means they are less evolved, less intelligence, and more prone to commit crimes. The white guys are smaller than black guys, but essentially, when it comes to IQ and crime, they tend to be closer to each other, than to the Asian guys. That explains why black and white guys tend to go on an animalistic rampage whenever authority breaks down in emergency cases. It is fun to observe these creatures in their own habitat.

  • kangaji
    12:49 pm on March 28th, 2011 37

    Nice "Race Bait" for people with double standards Tom. Let's see who takes a nibble.

  • Tom
    1:13 pm on March 28th, 2011 38

    Kangaji, stop being politically correct. Watch this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvk8HF5hmtM

    IQ Rankings by Countries, in order.

    Rank Country IQ estimate[4]

    1 Hong Kong 107

    2 South Korea 106

    3 Japan 105

    4 Taiwan 104

    5 Singapore 103

    Is it a coincidence that the highest ranking countries are all Asians? The closes Whites are way down the list. United States is only 98, less than 100. If it wasn't for its Asian immigration population, the Americans would even rank lower.

    Take into all the other factors like crime and rate of financial success, Asians commit less crime, are the smartest and they make more money than Whites and Blacks. This all ties biologically – which is the correlation with penis size. Whites and Blacks have bigger size which they can brag about (but eventually meaningless) but that only means one thing: they are less evolved.

  • Casanova
    1:46 pm on March 28th, 2011 39

    Tom, I bet your girlfriend would go for the lower IQ…

  • JoeC
    1:47 pm on March 28th, 2011 40

    #38

    Modern day eugenics? What are the Hong Kong and Singaporean races? Why isn't China listed?

  • Truth
    2:06 pm on March 28th, 2011 41

    Skylife sucks now, not that it was ever any good… but now everytime I see a Korean fellow on TV (especially the pissed off dudes), I think about this blogpost and laugh myself off the couch (hit my knee on my coffee table last time) >.<…

  • Barry
    2:15 pm on March 28th, 2011 42

    GI Korea, what is with your odd fixation with penises?

  • ChickenHead
    2:46 pm on March 28th, 2011 43

    You can spend hours each month collecting and analyzing GI crime statistics but you will never be accused of being a criminologist…

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    4:56 pm on March 28th, 2011 44

    Question: When measuring – do you have to use a standardized ruler???

  • Tom Langley
    6:28 pm on March 28th, 2011 45

    One time when I was stationed in Korea my yobo & I went somewhere, it was a park or something. I went to a bathroom & did my thing. Some Korean men inside were talking to each other but I didn't understand them. Anyway when I was done I left. My girlfriend who was waiting outside told me that they were talking about my penis size & that it was bigger than any of theirs. I had professional poll people call me around election time & ask me questions about who I'm going to vote for or whatever. I just hang up on them. I can't quite picture somebody phoning people & after identifying themselves as a polling company to then proceed to ask the males how long their penis is.

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    6:36 pm on March 28th, 2011 46

    #45 – well, apparently they did more than that — apparently they went door to door asking men to whip it out.

    If it represents the results of erect kochus – who knows what else they asked the men to do…

  • ChickenHead
    6:36 pm on March 28th, 2011 47

    The solution is obvious.

    Measure centimeters of diick just like months of pregnancy and years of age.

    Problem solved.

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    6:37 pm on March 28th, 2011 48

    Sidenote: I was much happier in the public bathes before I had lasik surgery — couldn't see theirs nor see them looking at mine…

  • Teadrinker
    8:45 pm on March 28th, 2011 49

    #36,

    Well, you've just proven you're a shithead.

  • someotherguy
    9:21 pm on March 28th, 2011 50

    I actually looked over some of their data and well a few pretty obvious flaws jumped out. One is that "self reported" data in unreliable on anything of a personal basis. Two is there is no standard for measuring flaccid vs erect and at what angle / ect. And the final nail is the complete lack of an error bar. If any statistical data lacks some form of error report then its just fluff and can't be taken seriously.

    ie,

    If someone found twenty porn stars of Northern European ethnicity and measured them, the result wouldn't be representative of all Northern European males. Every attempt at studying the male penis size by ethnicity has met with this problem. There is just to much statistical variability and the impossibility of honest self reporting, your never going to get a honest reliable data set.

  • kangaji
    9:26 pm on March 28th, 2011 51

    Tom – what about Jewish Penis Size as related to IQ?

  • kangaji
    9:30 pm on March 28th, 2011 52

    Indian Caste System and IQ, Hawaiian Japanese versus Japanese in California, Koreans in Japan, Jewish IQ… There's almost enough holes in Rushton's "theory" to make it into the Korea times, with some editing.

  • Avatar of GI KoreaGI Korea
    9:32 pm on March 28th, 2011 53

    @#42 – It is not a fixation, it is called great blogging material. :-)

  • Tom
    9:51 pm on March 28th, 2011 54

    #53, it is indeed fixation. I think you are a closet penis sucker, GI Korea.

    #52, what about it? In one of Rushton's lab examples, adopted Koreans in northern Europe who has never culturally interacted with Korea, still had higher IQ's than the whites. This is even proven in second generation Korean Americans who have no language problems, earn higher amount of money than the native White Americans – if North East Asians compete on equal footing, 9 times out of 10, they will outcompete and out-earn the whites and blacks. If you watched the video, you will know that, that's what it essentially says.

    Crime wise, you will also see a same corolation. North East Asians (Koreans, Japanese, and some north eastern Chinese) in America have far less crime rate than the crime prone whites and blacks. I do not include South East Asians, South Asians, and southern Chinese in this group of intelligent Asians – they are worse than whites, little better than blacks, and they tend to bring down the averages of the Asians.

  • Tom
    10:00 pm on March 28th, 2011 55

    "Then why the many errant glances coming from strangers when I’m at the sauna? I’m not threatened by it by any means, I just find that sort of curiosity, coming from grown men, to be rather childish."

    I thought you were supposedly an Asian background, Teadrinker? Now you're telling me you're white? Get your story straight, white man.

    Tom Langly and Teadrinker, they are probably staring at you for the same reason why we stare at fat elephants with huge asses, or huge hairy ape with banana up its nose. Wild animals tend to amuse us, and amaze us.

  • kangaji
    10:31 pm on March 28th, 2011 56

    Tom – you're making the argument that penis size and IQ have a 9:10 correlation in North East Asians versus whites versus blacks but not in Indians versus other Indians according to caste, North East Asians versus other North East Asians in different geographic areas, Jews vs. North East Asians? Also SE Asians don't count because they bring the IQ of Asians down and mess up the penis size:IQ theory? I think there are some externalities that just don't make this correlation idea work. I recommend you read Jared Diamond's The Third Chimpanzee.

  • Teadrinker
    10:32 pm on March 28th, 2011 57

    "I thought you were supposedly an Asian background, Teadrinker?"

    Actually, I said you're probably no more Asian than the Queen of England.

    Fat elephant? I could run circles around you.

  • Teadrinker
    10:32 pm on March 28th, 2011 58

    Either way, you're still a shithead.

  • Jeff Fisher
    10:35 pm on March 28th, 2011 59

    GI#53, I scrolled down to tell Barry#42 that he does not

    understand your motives and talent to get us fired up.

    You beat me to it. Keep up the great work. You brighten up

    an otherwise dull day for a lot of ROK Drop followers.

  • Ducats
    12:16 am on March 29th, 2011 60

    Hey Tom, maybe the crime rate in Korea would be a little higher if the police actually did their job, and didn't allow violent criminals to pay off their victims and avoid any charges or jail time. Criminal Statistics in Korea are completely worthless.

  • tom
    12:40 am on March 29th, 2011 61

    #60, paying off victims does not erase the crime from the statistics.

    Try again.

  • Yknot
    2:40 am on March 29th, 2011 62

    I believe the data… to an extent. I can't count how many times I've been asked by Korean chicks why Western men so big and Korean men so small.

    Tom's reaction(s) just prove that he has a small "Tom", so to speak. I bet he had all kinds of women laugh at his dick.

    Koreans must be really pissed off that the Japanese have bigger dicks than them too.

    Sorry Tom and other Korean men, SIZE MATTERS! "It's not the size, but the way you use it" is nothing but complete bullshit.

    What Korean woman (or any woman) is going to put up with beatings and the smallest of penis's in the world?

    Damn, no wonder Korean women are marrying outside their race in droves.

    Good thing plastic surgery is cheap in Korea, their men still have some hope.

  • Tom Langley
    7:03 am on March 29th, 2011 63

    Tom #55, I admit that I'm a fata$$ now but when I was in Korea I was still active duty & was in damn good shape. At that time I could have ran your piper into the ground. I couldn't do it now as 20 years of Army PT does a number on your knees. The only wild animal those women ever stared at was the one between my navel & my knees.

  • Zilchy
    7:52 am on March 29th, 2011 64

    Tommy Twinkie on the case

    Crime? Evolution? and ofcourse race

    Enormous head, the one being on top

    Fighting! fighting! He'll never stop

    Delusion! Confusion! His calling card

    Use the metric system, measure when hard

    Low crime the cause, civility supreme

    Something worth pumping, only a dream

    All others criminals, that's the true reason!

    Over-population, the true Asian treason

    How can this be? with inferior tools

    One possible answer, a collection of fools

  • a listener
    8:09 am on March 29th, 2011 65

    Tom you can go ahead on and "evolve" into a penisless Eunich if you please.

  • Tom
    9:25 am on March 29th, 2011 66

    Look at all these haters. lol.. I just tell the truth, and I guess the truth hurts… what a bitch. lol…

  • Ducats
    9:41 am on March 29th, 2011 67

    Sure it does Tom, otherwise why would they pay at all if they will still be punished by the courts? People pay their victim's off so they won't get a criminal record and ruin their job chances, and the police like it because won't have to investigate and do their actual job, and the victims have no integrity so they take a cash payout.

  • a listener
    10:09 am on March 29th, 2011 68

    Tom as far as being violent, without U.N. intervention 60 years ago, a certain population of people would have wiped themselves off the map.

  • kangaji
    11:24 am on March 29th, 2011 69

    Well everyone, here's a map of Penis size and national IQ.

    Draw your own conclusions.
    http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=492

  • Glans
    2:59 pm on March 29th, 2011 70

    Did the marmot post this specifically for Tom?

  • Tom
    8:34 pm on March 29th, 2011 71

    Glans, as the video posted pointed out, Asians make more money, more industrious, far better educated,more prosperous, tend to have far lower criminals imprisoned. The US is a good test of where things really are, because the environmental and cultural factors are all on equal footing. You guys can take pride on the fact that you have bigger d_cks by a few centimeters, but Koreans can take pride in the fact that we're smarter than you.

  • TWOCENTS
    8:50 pm on March 29th, 2011 72

    Tom. We have bigger bombs, too.

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    10:52 pm on March 29th, 2011 73

    I think we now know why Tom's experience as a KATUSA was so traumatic for him and scarred him for life…

  • Truth
    12:18 am on March 30th, 2011 74

    #70 Cool story bro..

    In other news, there seems to be a shortage satisfied Korean gals! Get to work fellas :D

  • Truth
    12:19 am on March 30th, 2011 75

    Edit: "of"

  • tom
    1:09 am on March 30th, 2011 76

    #73, but that doesn't explain the fact why white girls are starting to flock to Korean guys who are giving them a good time.

    I guess they like the money and smooth skinned, and most of all, clean and smelling good.

  • Tom
    1:35 am on March 30th, 2011 77

    #73.Truth, You guys just don't understand the mind of the Korean woman. She doesn't care about how large your smelly unwashed sausage is. It's the size of the cars that you drive, that matters (ultimately it's about what you got in your wallet).

    http://news.donga.com/Economy/New/3/01/20110330/3

    Korean women thinks about their men and cars:

    a) mini-cars – a no no, a big no no. They'd rather die than be in this car with their boy friends.

    b) compact cars – acceptable, but must be brand new with new car smell with full options. The only thing they care about is how new, and how many options, that's it.

    c) mid sized cars – OK even if it's used, it's the minimum that's required to be decent, and you can't ask for more than a Sonata 2.4 GDI with new car smell.

    d) SUV's – crappy blue collar truck, no matter how nice it is. The bottom line, it's still a truck to transport big stuff from places to places. Highly undesirable.

    e) If you can't afford to buy a brand new mid sized car, forget about getting a beautiful girlfriend. With other cars, you may have to settle for an ugly or a plain looking one.

    f) Luxury mid-big sized cars – automatic good looking girl getter. wow, but unfortunately that just about leaves out all the poor GI's and the English teachers – too bad for them. lol. but they still have big d*cks. lol..

  • kangaji
    2:22 am on March 30th, 2011 78

    Pimp my Equus!

  • ChickenHead
    5:45 am on March 30th, 2011 79

    Top Conclusions Drawn From Kangaji's Penis Size/National IQ Map

    http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=492

    Israelis could take first place if they would quit lopping off the ends.

    Poor, poor Indians. Maybe they are too dumb to know the true extent of their misfortune.

    Cocaine consumption has now been linked to penis size… or maybe it has something to do with the abundance of coke whores. More research required.

    There are more penises than brains in Greenland.

    The Portuguese are slightly dumber than other Europeans and seemingly have no penises at all.

    Europeans are smart enough to lie convincingly.

    Asians are even smarter so they lie in the other direction so everyone else will have something meaningless to focus on while they slowly consume the world.

    Despite superior western European and African heritage, the United States ranks below Canada in size… the secret reasons for which we will torture out of them after the Annexation. It might have something to do with the "hidden inch" lurking in the fat rolls of average Americans. More research in front of the TV with a bag of Cheetos required.

    The Japanese are smart enough to mass produce every kind of quality product except a penis enlarger.

    The Maoris gave New Zealand a slight edge over Australia and their lesser-endowed Aborigines.

    It explains why I can hit bottom in the Philippines.

    Don't go to prison on the west coast of Africa.

  • setnaffa
    6:46 am on March 30th, 2011 80

    I'm thinking Tom, in #76, tells us more than he meant to do…

    He fell in love with a juicy and spent all his money…

    heh. Happens all the time; but being Chinese, he had to make up an excuse for not finishing his degree in Canada. So now he tries to get revenge on all Koreans and Westerners because he still doesn't understand how to make even one woman happy…

    I'm thinking professional counseling is his best bet, if he hasn't started cutting himself…

  • setnaffa
    6:47 am on March 30th, 2011 81

    Tommy Tico…

  • usinkorea
    9:10 am on March 30th, 2011 82

    #76 Yeah. That is why they flock to all those ESLers in Korea — they make oh so much money — and riding the subway and buses is such a big draw too…..

  • usinkorea
    9:12 am on March 30th, 2011 83

    I also think Tom should qualify what he means by Korean women — Since he's spent virtually no time in South Korea as an adult, beyond a year or so while doing his military service, he is obviously speaking for that minority of Korean women he is familiar with in his area of Canada…

  • Tom
    9:47 am on March 30th, 2011 84

    Like I said, ESL'ers still have their big d*cks for them to play with their hands…

    lol…

  • usinkorea
    12:59 pm on March 30th, 2011 85

    Reading skills, Tom. Work on the reading skills…

  • ChickenHead
    2:12 pm on March 30th, 2011 86

    Impress a girl with a flowered corsage.

    Or give her an hour-long massage.

    But Tom's advice is on par

    girls DO like a car

    like my hotrod parked in their garage.

  • JJThomas
    8:49 pm on April 15th, 2011 87

    This is totally inaccurate.. but it doesnt matter.. all that matters is that it's doing its job. :P

  • NiceGuy
    11:33 pm on June 19th, 2011 88

    This data is speaking gibberish and totally ridiculous!!

    I am a average Korean Guy….And I have 5.12 inches in length and around aspect.
    I know it doesn’t huge long and big at all….But it works well for a woman I think!
    I think size doesn’t matter, huh? hahaha!!!!

  • -_-
    5:01 pm on June 24th, 2011 89

    You fu***** *unts. How dare you people think of this!The people who Freaking agrees must have smaller ***** to just think they have better thingies!!! :| This is not funny! People say that most Asians have small privates to feel better about themselves and to make fun of their race… Well how would any of you like it if it had pretty messed up shi* about your race!? That fuc**** cun* is really wrong and also perverted. How is he perverted it’s maybe because he looked at a Korean boy’s …. So this doesn’t matter at all!!! Why listen to him, Everyone’s yeah… is different. So think about what you say about other races and do the right thing.

  • ChickenHead
    8:55 pm on June 24th, 2011 90

    Somebody is angry about their small peepee.

  • Rob
    6:18 am on June 26th, 2011 91

    I am new in Korea and was “forced” to go to a Korean Sauna with my bosses. They always take new teachers there.
    I felt real strange at first, but after a while going into the different sauna rooms and baths, it was OK.

    Rob

    Robhlud@gmail.com

  • Liz
    10:52 am on June 26th, 2011 92

    Girth is much more important than length. No one likes to get poked in the spleen.

  • setnaffa
    4:23 pm on June 26th, 2011 93

    Only Democrats worry about penis size or skin color…

  • Retired GI
    8:56 pm on June 26th, 2011 94

    @93 I agree.

  • Liz
    8:21 pm on June 29th, 2011 95

    Guess that does explain why women are more likely to be Democrats.

  • ChickenHead
    9:12 pm on June 29th, 2011 96

    No.

    Nuthin’ to do with penis size.

    Women vote Democrat ’cause most of ‘em are emotional and dumb.

  • Tom Langley
    9:37 pm on June 29th, 2011 97

    Liz #95, Well BHO is f’ing the whole country so I guess a lot of women must be happy.

  • kushibo
    9:47 pm on June 29th, 2011 98

    Liz wrote:

    Guess that does explain why women are more likely to be Democrats.

    That was a pretty funny retort.

  • Liz
    9:55 pm on June 29th, 2011 99

    Kushibo: Thanks! Sore subject for men though, apparently. ;-)

  • JoeC
    10:29 pm on June 29th, 2011 100

    #93

    I guess that explains all the commotion about the New York congressman who recently resigned. I just thought he was trying to disprove the myths about Jewish men.

  • Danielle
    2:36 am on July 7th, 2011 101

    ChickenHead theory about Portuguese girls pissed me off , do you even know where portuguese man are from? I double bet your wife/girlfriend would leave you to a tanned skin good looking portuguese or brazilian guy with no doubt. The girls some of you American crave from Brazil are the best looking around the world . So our man and women are beautiful and I doubt if I have ever seen any Portuguese guy with a small penis or as dumb as you say.

  • Shane
    10:46 pm on July 9th, 2011 102

    ,Im a white guy and mine about 8 inches but all i know is alote of maori men from new zealand have small size d*cks, i mean real.,,,,,,,,

  • Shane
    10:48 pm on July 9th, 2011 103

    Im a white guy & mines about 9 inches but all i know is alote of maori black men from new zealand have small size d*cks,

  • Denny
    10:54 pm on July 9th, 2011 104

    homos here

  • ChickenHead
    11:21 pm on July 9th, 2011 105

    Danielle,

    “ChickenHead theory about Portuguese girls pissed me off”

    The original chart showed the IQ rank of Portugal to be one step down from the rest of Europe.

    Then, unlike other European countries, there was no data for peniis size… hence the joke that they seemed to have no peniises at all.

    While I was talking about men, you have become offended after believing I spoke of Portuguese girls.

    I deeply apologize for my offense and, from this point forth, I will acknowledge that Portuguese girls are all smart and all have fine, long peniises.

  • Jeff Fisher
    8:23 am on July 10th, 2011 106

    Chickenhead, your comments never fail to brighten up a dull day for me! THANKS.

  • Hwang
    6:41 pm on July 12th, 2011 107

    Tom is SUCH a good troll.
    Anyway I don’t get why everyone is getting so angry over such a stupid topic. Besides averages are never really accurate in my opinion. I just turned 15, and have 7 1/2 inches tucked away. I’m also Korean.

  • Korean in NY
    11:32 am on July 16th, 2011 108

    I am a Korean raised in the US, and I have a 6 3/4″ length, which is not huge but what I would call normal. I know that is bigger than a lot of white and black men.

  • kangaji
    1:06 pm on July 16th, 2011 109

    thank you for your polite and thoughtful contribution to this important discussion.

  • Dr.Yu
    2:23 pm on July 16th, 2011 110

    People should leave our penis alone… We need them for other purpose than for trolling. . .
    You guys keep talking about our pennis, seems like we cant get our pennis out of your mouth anymore . . .

  • Retired GI
    5:28 pm on July 16th, 2011 111

    Why does this little article keep Popping up? ;-)

  • ChickenHead
    6:46 pm on July 16th, 2011 112

    Retired GI,

    That’s a hard one…

    …to answer.

  • MBLAQ
    6:50 pm on July 16th, 2011 113

    I think this thread could end with something like this
    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-WNGoqiQLFT9aMlRnI-C44PWzHQCcvIoSlTrHW7kLrD7QJWpXKA&t=1

  • lol
    1:26 pm on August 12th, 2011 114

    Military Medical Check Up’s were also introduced in Korea in the mid of the 19th century
    Their research was published in 1920 givin’ the world knowlegde of the “erected” average penis size of a Korean age between 18 and 35. At 9,3 cm (3.7 inches).

    lol.

    long time ago…

  • lol
    1:29 pm on August 12th, 2011 115

    lol
    Why do they use so old data?
    They are much taller than before.

  • Orbit
    5:02 pm on August 12th, 2011 116

    this topic is just so childish. G.I.Korea, aren’t you like 50 something years old? Don’t you think this kind of post is childish?

  • ChickenHead
    7:49 pm on August 12th, 2011 117

    I agree with Orbit.

    This topic has become quite juvenile and best left on a middle school playground.

    We should drop this immaturity and concentrate on topics and questions which are above the level of children and more suited to the sensibilities of adults.

    So, Orbit, what’s the diameter of your nipples, how low do your balls hang, and how many fingers can you fit in your azzhole?

  • Rob
    11:19 am on August 13th, 2011 118

    I work in Korea and and wondering why most Korean men are circumcised? I go to my local sauna 1 time a week and noticed this.

  • Orbit
    5:49 pm on August 13th, 2011 119

    people who like gay jokes are usually faggots. chickenhead you are a faggot.

  • ChickenHead
    5:53 pm on August 13th, 2011 120

    Come on, Orbit.

    You suckin’ my diick doesn’t make ME a faggot.

  • kangaji
    6:06 pm on August 13th, 2011 121

    #120: #120: Respond to gay joke accusation with gay joke that makes gay but not gay is verbal judo worthy of MC Escher comparison

  • Rob
    1:10 am on August 14th, 2011 122

    I don’t agree. I go to my local SAUNA near my house 1 time a week and Korean men seem to be about the same size as Americans from what I’ve seen in the locker room. Some are small, but most are about the same as Americans. Also, almost all of the men are circumcised. I asked a Korean male friend about that and he said that it is very common to get circumcised during middle school, high school or before entering the required military service.

    Rob

  • Chris
    6:56 am on August 24th, 2011 123

    That breast map seems very incorrect :/ Russians boobs are bigger than D on average? Either they have a few extremely big titted girls or the chart is wrong. Barely any Russian girls are that big! And I mean seriously, barely any of them are! It also seems so for Venezuela, could be a self-report where they thought “Bigger is better”

    C-cup is goooooooood :)

  • Sean
    4:38 pm on September 20th, 2011 124

    ps..you also mention how asians are richer than white people..ive been to korean and china, and half the population live like impoverished animals, and smell worse. Japan is the only Asian country that compares with the West in terms of quality of life and wealth. A large reason why many asians are successful in America is because the smartest and most industrious people LEAVE Korea and China. Therefore its not an accurate cross section of the entire Korean people, but only the top, so of course the smartest ones are going to do well for themselves. I hate to make this a race thing, but when it comes to intelligence, white people have been responsible for about 95 percent of every major technological, medical, and social innovation over the past 500 years. Asian people are cattle-they do what theyre told-they can do well on a test because theyre good at lockign themselves ina room for 2 weeks to study…that doesnt make you smart. Creativity, free an onnovative thinking is the true mark of intelligence

  • Shaun
    5:22 pm on September 20th, 2011 125

    Hey Sean, good attempt at trolling. First off, all of your statistics are completely off. For Korea, I know for a fact, is one of the top countries in the world, let alone Asia. Korean poverty level is SIGNIFICANTLY below America, Europe, and the rest of Asia.

    Clearly you lack any evidence to back up what you are saying. You only have stereotypes, no actual statistics at all. Smell bad? Asians smell bad to you, as you smell bad to us. You eat greasy, fatty foods, while the rest of your race devotedly follow Asian Food/Culture.

    By stating that Asians are like cattle, is completely ignorant. Asians can work HARD, something that whites used to be able to do as well. I assume you live in America. You are very lazy, and lack the ability to focus. You are stating such racist things to try to reassure yourself that you are NOT unproductive.

    Korea is the size of Virgina, yet has one of the largest economies in the world. A country of “cattle” can not do that. Besides working hard, Asians are KNOWN to be innovative. Look at your phone, you probably have an “iPhone”. Guess who designed most of that. No it wasn’t “apple” it was Samsung, and FoxxCon. Your most personal device was created by the innovations of Asians. If you drive, you most likely drive an Asian designed and produced car. Your laptop is probably also the product of Asian innovation. Clearly your argument about, “innovation” holds no ground.

    Finally, lets look at the status of your race. Being White is no longer a good thing. Whites all over become fans of seperate cultures, especially Asian. Everyone listens to rap, eats exotic mexican foods, and eats sushi. Your “race” is falling apart; they would rather be a part of another culture than being “white”. All European and American economies are significantly stunted in growth, or going bankrupt. This is a fact. However, every single Asian country, except for North Korea, is rapidly growing. This is also a fact. So the point here is, if you’re gonna bring a race debate in, know your shit.

  • JFisher
    7:30 pm on September 20th, 2011 126

    Korea has become a highly developed country in an amazingly short period. 1953 to date. That is only 58 years. They are major players in technological development. One area beyond what Shaun mentioned is in biomedical equipment innovations and I believe manufacturing (heard that but have not verified it). What other country has accomplished what
    Korea has in such a short time? Koreans are the ones that are
    in the rich Middle Eastern countries building breathtaking
    structures that defy imagination. Koreans are selling
    more cars in the US than any European car maker. Korean
    cars are equaling or out rating others according to Consumer
    Reports. They are shakers and movers. Every educational institution in the US that has Asians attending them, the Asians most always are at the top in academics although they are the minority. Koreans meritoriously as a whole, deserve to be admired and respected. Their work ethic surpasses us now. Sean#24, the glory days of our past are in many ways—past. We have to import Indian and other foreign talent because our students are for the most inferior in research and development talent. Sean, I was in Korea this past Jun/May. You are correct in what you said regarding “impoverished and smelly”Asians. THAT IS TRUE OF CHINA, totally BS saying that Korea is that way now. Simply not true! You put down someone that would lock themselves in a room to study to be the best they can be? You are not in awe of that effort? By the way Sean, you made quite a few grammatical errors in your text. That demonstrates to me that it would not have hurt for your parents to pressure you into studying or for you to have locked yourself into a room free from distractions.

  • Cathy B.
    10:03 pm on October 11th, 2011 127

    Your “thingy” won’t matter if you show too much ego in the relationship. The ego you all are rich of as shown in this post. It’s not all about the size. A woman can leave you for another guy even if you have a big dick. Besides, it’s sometimes painful to have a big dick reachin’ the cervix.

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    10:46 pm on October 11th, 2011 128

    Yes. Being hung, having stamina, and/or sleeping with virgins is not all they crack it up to be…

  • JoeC
    11:50 pm on October 11th, 2011 129

    With the current sentiments and sensitivities over recent incidents, it’s not the proper time, but one day I may tell the story of Big Lee.

  • Tom Langley
    7:32 pm on October 13th, 2011 130

    JoeC #129, Don’t leave us hanging, lol.

  • Sheldon
    11:29 pm on November 7th, 2011 131

    Anybody who agrees with Phillipe Rushton`s theory on penis size and low IQ is a racist KKK devil. The same goes for Koreans who are racially gullible and stupid.

  • Korean
    6:11 am on November 15th, 2011 132

    this article is so not radical
    im korean but its about 6.4inches
    this kinds of mis-interpreted articles shoulded be published because
    it gives wrong ideas to all the people around the world :cry:

  • Homeboy
    8:36 am on November 15th, 2011 133

    :lol: Didn’t know there was a post like this… Ehem… Whatever the size, I
    m fortunate to have a magic wand so I can stick it in any pleasure hole I can wiggle it into….oooh babe it’s soooooo goooood….

  • Bystander
    9:15 pm on December 28th, 2011 134

    I never thought that the world would end in 2012 but after reading this blog I no longer have any doubt that it will.

  • ChickenHead
    9:28 pm on December 28th, 2011 135

    On the topic of great peniis size,
    some of you homos are wise.
    But, your claims, true to form,
    to all be bigger than norm,
    makes me suspect someone’s tellin’ lies.

  • Interesting
    4:50 pm on January 7th, 2012 136

    None of this matters if you’re rich

  • JoeC
    8:39 pm on January 7th, 2012 137

    Going through the paper delivered to my Manila hotel room I saw this story. Not really that big a deal but the mention of sex toys.

    “One of the women told police that the businessman had just worn one of the sex toys and was about to have sex with her when he suddenly collapsed.

    It reminded me of the range of devices I’ve been told about by juicies, particularly the Russian speaking ones working in bar districts in Koren cities, that men often wore to compensate.

  • JoeC
    8:41 pm on January 7th, 2012 138

    #137

    Screwed up the link.

  • corissa
    11:23 am on January 9th, 2012 139

    Wait. Isn’t this that one study done by a south American/Latino Guy? He got his Korean average by a post info from a single clinic in korea THAT SPECIALIZES IN PENIS PROBLEMS. I wouldn’t trust this as valid. Look at how the study author made all the Mexican South american sizes look bigger? Clearly. Biased. Also some data is actully collected from the sizes of children. Maybe the Latino size is when they are erect and everyone else is flacid? Still, the people with penis fixation need these type of posts so they can feel better.

  • Carlos Gaspar
    5:40 pm on January 13th, 2012 140

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence

  • Carlos Gaspar
    5:42 pm on January 13th, 2012 141

    race has nothing to do with intelligence

  • Carlos Gaspar
    8:47 pm on January 13th, 2012 142

    http://www.iq-tests-for-the-high-range.com/statistics/iq_by_country.html
    looks like asians are not the smartest in high IQ ranges

  • marilynD
    2:33 am on January 24th, 2012 143

    Pshh, this article is hardly scientific. ‘m a white girl, and I actually found that the 3 Korean guys I was with had on average the um..largest equipment that I’ve seen firsthand. Asian guys are growers, not showers, so there’s no point peering at each other in the urinal. One didn’t look like much at first, but when things got going, he clocked in at 8 inches, and I’m pretty sure I’ve still got the pictures around to prove it. If I ever leave my current bf, I’m buying a one way ticket to Seoul.

  • Dr.Yu
    5:27 am on January 24th, 2012 144

    Somebody want a photo of my korean penis???

  • Dragonfly
    11:31 am on January 24th, 2012 145

    MarilynD might want one.

  • We should know better
    3:44 am on February 6th, 2012 146

    The study lack a substantial amount of participants to truly average the size. Some are “self reports” rather then true measurements. This study is one of the many that lack creditable evidence. While many studies have pointed out the race does no correlate with size rather that body height/ ratio, nutrition may predict size. Sad to see so many men with insecurity. Sad that I have to waste my time here. =( I am never revisiting here again.

  • ChickenHead
    4:08 am on February 6th, 2012 147

    Who self-reports UNDERSIZE?

    Actually, with 12 inches of throbbing manhood, I don’t worry about this nonsense.

  • McQuinn
    1:34 am on March 13th, 2012 148

    I don’t really believe that…. That’s like the size of one of those GI Joe action figures from the ’80s.

  • mr. P
    3:40 am on May 13th, 2012 149

    Hahahahahha… Korean have the smalest =) Thats true. Mine is double of them. How can they make girls satisfied? hahahhahaha

  • Tom 2
    3:49 am on May 13th, 2012 150

    hahaha, Tom you are a poor guy. Korean have small penises and have no idea of making good sex. hahahaha, so small…

    Do you know why white girls dont like asians? Then guess why we like asian girls!

    So funny topic

  • Ranie
    7:13 am on May 13th, 2012 151

    Well, I plan on finding out first hand this afternoon. I like it small, medium or large as long as is nested in some thick black straight pubic hairs for my to rest in this afternoon.

  • Liz
    2:22 pm on May 13th, 2012 152

    Heh, this is the thread that wont die. (brings in some classy commentary too!)

  • Korean Phallus
    6:22 pm on May 13th, 2012 153

    Most of the comments are rather interesting. I think they stem from an interest in Korean male symbols. Korean authorities do not allow pornographic materials showing sexual organs of both male and females. Unlike the U.S. porn films, Korean adult films show virtually nothing.

    But if Koreans allow porn films to show explicit sexual intercourse,then above jokes would probably die down, because there are many Korean men with huge porn-actor sized phalluses. Korean man-white girl intercourse would probably do wonder for the all the negativity surrounding Asian men’s penis sizes as well. It would show Korean male talents in pleasing women of all kinds.

    I think Koreans should get into Porn industry as well. It is huge industry.

  • Korean Phallus
    6:52 pm on May 13th, 2012 154

    #152, They say little hot pepper is hotter than a long regular pepper… :lol: Actually, chungyang pepper is small in size but it would make you sweat and twist in agony as soon as it is consumed. Korean phalluses are like that too.

  • Jeff
    8:43 pm on May 13th, 2012 155

    Also more troubling is that men commenting on other men’s penis… WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THEM? I mean, going into Saunas, FFS.

  • Chemlightbatteries
    11:54 pm on May 13th, 2012 156

    I thought this debate hate petered itself out already! :lol:

  • RumStar
    4:52 am on May 24th, 2012 157

    This is definitely inaccurate, unless I’m on the top 5 percentile in South Korea with 6.2 inches in length when erect, and sometimes to a mere 2 inches when flaccid. I’m just happy that I can satisfy any girl who sleeps with me. Also, why are people bringing IQ into this topic? And I laugh when Caucasians attempt to yell rascist remarks in order to make themselves feel better, which explains insecurity and weakness. And to those who actually stayed less immature, I respect you.

  • Tom
    5:14 am on May 24th, 2012 158

    #157 it’s the way Caucasion males reassert their authority after their insecurities. If you ever want to see them look like raving mad violent lunatic, just accuse them of being gay or that they have a small pen*s. They will go postal because those are the two biggest insecurities for them. :lol:

  • MTB Rider
    5:35 am on May 24th, 2012 159

    But if you want Tom to shut up, all you have to do is ask him about North Korean Government Sponsored Piracy against Chinese fishermen! Absolute dead silence! :shock:

    Come on, Tom! Give us your thoughts! North Koreans Navy personnel kidnapping and beating up Chinese fishermen working Chinese waters! Then holding their ships for ransom. Good Thing or Bad Thing? You’re not allowed to say, are you? Haven’t gotten anything out of you for the past several days except penis jokes. :roll:

    We don’t have to make fun of you penis, Tom. It’s more fun to make fun of your slavery to your Chinese Masters! Come on Tom! They won’t really repatriate you from Toronto, will they? Guess you’re just unwilling to risk your sweet life as a Chinese expat.

  • setnaffa
    8:39 am on May 24th, 2012 160

    So Tom, how long have you known you were gay? And does it bother you that RumStar used your PC?

  • MBLAQ
    11:08 am on May 24th, 2012 161

    @SETNAFFA

    That is the most retarded assertion that anyone can make. Are you jealous of Tom? And please, don’t reply with Tom have multiple accounts or I used Tom’s computer and simply accept the fact that Tom is right.

  • Casanova
    4:08 pm on May 24th, 2012 162

    I can only speak to what I am told on this subject, thank god. Quite a few of the Asian Women I have relationships with tell me that Western men are packing what they desire during boom-chicka-woh-woh. They don’t want Chubaka meat poking around in them but they also don’t want Umpa Lumpa meat in them either, they want something in-between and westerners seem to fit that bill. These aren’t bar girls or prostitutes but rather 20 to 40 something everyday Asian Women. I am not poking fun at anyone, I hang out with quite a few Asian men in a few different countries and they seem to pick up quite a few Women as well so they are doing something right. As far as the meat packing industry goes, I am told they just don’t measure up!

  • Korean Phallus
    6:39 pm on May 24th, 2012 163

    #161, Maybe. But, in general, an Asian girl wouldn’t be so direct with you. So, you’re comment doesn’t speak for your kind.

    Important thing is: hard erect penis that pleases women does matter: Size doesn’t.

    :lol: Have a good boom-chicka-woh-woh !… (that was good one)

  • RumStar
    7:07 pm on May 24th, 2012 164

    #161 you just translated a simple truth into a more complicated language… seriously, “Chubaka” and “Umpa Lumpa” meat? :shock: :shock: :shock: Uh, how would you know that?

    Most of the women I had sex with told me that anything longer than 6 inches causes pain inside them. they prefer the average size, which is 5.5 inches. I’ve talked to a friend of mine who has a 4.6 in… women still got pleasure from it.. and he’s from Poland.

    By the way there is no correlation between ethnicity and penis size so you all can just lock up your fantasies away and wank yourselves! ;-)

  • Tom
    7:23 pm on May 24th, 2012 165

    Casanova, the people who told you this nonsense are other white guys like you, not Asian women who care less what your size is. But keep telling yourself how big you are. Frankly, having served with you guys in the past in your army, I was able to see you guys all aren’t Mr. Porn stars as you guys keep claiming to be.

    The mentality of the white guys is on the Neanderthal level. I can’t believe I’m stooping to this level of discussion. :lol:

  • MTB Rider
    9:00 pm on May 24th, 2012 166

    Tom, Buddy! I’ve been personally inviting you to talk about North Korean Government Sponsored Piracy against Law Abiding Chinese Citizens! Haven’t you seen those posts?

    It’s been YOUR decision to discuss penises (penii?) all week. Seems to be an obsession with you, other men’s junk. Not sure why…

  • Casanova
    9:10 pm on May 24th, 2012 167

    Tommy, Tommy, Tommy :razz: that sounds like a reply you would here from a revenge of the nerds movie. All men are neanderthalic at the mating level, even nerds. Do you deny that analogy? I bet you couldn’t find a Woman alive that doesn’t agree with that statement.

  • Korean Phallus
    12:34 am on May 25th, 2012 168

    White women would go nuts over Korean Phalluses if they’d gotten hold of them.

    Tom: take it easy.

    Heck. White women are missin’ out on Korean dudes.

  • lololol@tom
    1:54 am on May 25th, 2012 169

    tom..all you keep talkin about (and this thread is being kept alive by u) are white peoples insecurities, how theyre dumb, and smelly. firstly-yo ur clearly the insecure one as shown by ur need to get the last word. secondly, basically every major techological innovation or invention in the last 400 years has been due to a white man-asians may do better on average on sats and grade wise but this is becausthey dont socialize outaide of school, play sports, and are forced to atudy 300 percent more than other races by their parents. as dar as being smelly…have you been to achinatown or koreatown lately? white areas dont smell like rotten fish and dumpster cum but we smell bad? clearly your an asian guy who can only fuck white broads when ubpay 500 bucks…deal with ur small dick like a man and keep it moving

  • MBLAQ
    5:14 pm on May 26th, 2012 170

    @Korean Phallus #163

    Never once I mentioned Asian girls being direct with me. I was replying to retarded SETNAFFA. I think you got the wrong post dude.

  • MBLAQ
    5:30 pm on May 26th, 2012 171

    #169

    While you boast about the PAST achievements of white men, you forgot that soon or later, this world is going to be taken over by Asians. With China’s rapidly growing population and wide diaspora, and with Korea’s massive entertainment wave spreading across the globe, the next thing you will see is your daughter getting addicted Korean drama and Korean pop and wanted to marry a Korean man instead of a white man. While bashing Asians for studying too much and being introverts, did you forget what Tony Montana said in Scarface? “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women”. While you white trash trying to act like niggers and drop out in high school and then get kicked out by your sorry ass parents, we would be getting our college diplomas and then a high-paying job. What comes next, you should know better. Big house, nice cars and most importantly, an hot ass wife. While you white bitch asses would freeze to death on the side of the road and we Asians would be there laughing at y’all and pissing on your graves with our small penises. Have nice day!

  • kimmsk
    10:12 pm on June 2nd, 2012 172

    No, it’s not true.
    I’m 15 years old, but mine is 14cm
    and other Korean 17~19 years old students’ average is also
    16~17cm
    This chart is one of japanese distortion chart.
    According to the WHO’s saying
    Japanese condom size is small
    and Korean condom size is average.

  • YuDunNomee
    3:44 pm on June 8th, 2012 173

    Wow…why are white people so nasty to everyone? I wanted to waste a little time reading a fun post, but…so many assholes.

    After the raping, killing and stealing from people all over the world, I am not sure why I would be silly enough to expect civility.

    BTW…this post is USELESS without pictures. Cough…Korean guys, this is a hint. ;D

  • wow
    4:53 pm on June 8th, 2012 174

    I love how people, like the Einstein who posted last, complain about white people being racist, and then make a broad moronic blanket statement. PEOPLE, not just white people have raped and murdered throughout history. Mao killed more people than Hitler oor Stalin did. The Ottomans commoted genoicide before the Nazis did. Arabs continue to enslave sub saharan Africans to this day. Ever hear of the rape of Nanking? Perpetrated by the Japanese…another non White culture. The bottom line is European societies have been more successful at colonizing other countries because we have been at the forefront of every major scientific, medical, technological, and military advancement of the last 600 Years. Asiam and middle Eastern cultures tried to do the same and failed…they wanted to rape and pillage as you say but couldnt do it s well as Europeans…not boasting about this just stating facts. Despite our past crimes, it is the reason that Western countries have the best and most auccessful societies in the world-evidenced by the millions of non white people that immigrate to Europe and N. America every year. The only two countries that come close are Japan and to a far lesser extent Nortj Korea…and of course its ko cooicidence that both of these countries were basically single handedly rebuilt by the United States and based their socio economic platforms off the US…fact

  • Garson626
    5:08 pm on June 16th, 2012 175

    I have followed much of this thred. I wa surprised tolearn that most Korean men are circumsised. I think many Korean men are extremely attractive, and the half dozen or so that I have been to bed with have been, without execption, beautiful, well equiped and without excdeption uncircumcised.

  • Garson626
    5:24 pm on June 16th, 2012 176

    As an afterthought to my previous submission, your obversations that most Korean males are circumcized my be a fault of noy examening them closely enough.

    Japanese males appear to be crcumcised because it is the regrettable custom there to habitually go around with the foreskin retracted. They apprae to be circumcised even thonrhere not. Perhaps this is thevcase with Koreans too. I have never seen Korean men in a sauna, but I have seen few close-up, and they have all had foreskins.

  • Looks like
    2:14 pm on June 29th, 2012 177

    I didn’t know sluts/prostitutes (cough Garson626) are allowed on here.

  • Avatar of USinKoreaUSinKorea
    2:52 pm on July 28th, 2012 178

    At least they are smarter than Americans – some say…

    http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=4923

  • kimboseung
    11:59 am on August 13th, 2012 179

    hey… I m a korean boy. My pennis is 19cm remind this. Not all korean are short.. And korean is the strangest and talllest in asia. Shit.

  • Euro Lúcio
    4:40 am on September 9th, 2012 180

    @Looks like
    Any and everyone is allowed on here, even comical and insignificant American boys (I know, pleonasm) like yourself.

  • Erica
    12:35 am on September 23rd, 2012 181

    Hey i am from bangkok.an di have met 5 koreans man.i slept with the 3 of them.1 was small but 2 are really big as american size so shut up all white guys who looks down to asia.white people are the most diry and smelly in the world..they got sweety armpit and smelly body.hahahah

  • Bobby Ray
    12:46 am on September 23rd, 2012 182

    Erica it sure sounds like you is just starting out in the business. Bless your little heart, girl. You take good care of yourself and save some of that money, OK?

    Now go sleep with a few of them Arabs and a couple of them Indians and a Paupa New Guinea highlander covered in smoked hog fat with one of them gourds on his peener and then lets talk again about stinky white people.

  • Liz
    1:15 pm on September 23rd, 2012 183

    Wow, GI Korea, I didn’t know so many “professional” women frequented your site here. Times sure have changed with the internet. Some real rarified company, I haven’t heard so many women loud and proudly boasting of their personal parade of ballsacks since…well, my sorority days.

    It’s like something out of the movie ‘Clerks’. Ladies, try not to suck any penises while you’re typing, it clearly impacts your ability to write effectively.

  • The ONE
    4:17 am on January 25th, 2013 184

    A blog about penis sizes???
    talk about insecure! ROFL

  • Laut
    12:52 am on March 4th, 2013 185

    Koreans don’t have the smallest penises. That number is inaccurate because they measured flaccid stretched length, not erectile. (source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Dd7ytCcjg)

  • Laut
    1:04 am on March 4th, 2013 186

    Also, http://korean-penis.blogspot.kr/2013/01/english.html

  • BigBoy
    5:20 pm on March 7th, 2013 187

    Funny how someone just create a map with random data and people believe it to be true.

    It’s a well known fact that japanese have the smallest ones. Look at all the japanese porns with their porn stars who are supposed to be well endowed. they got 3 inch penis which doesn’t even penetrate. Good think the japanese girls are good with their moaning. And good thing most of them are blurred out with mosaic cause they’re too small to be seen.

    White guys and black guys get off scott free since porn stars representing each races are hung like horses, although it’s interesting how penis pill are marketed & sold the most in the US which makes you wonder why so many white guys are insecure about their penis and constantly want their penis bigger.

  • Tiffany Cheng
    1:47 am on April 22nd, 2013 188

    Korean men must be very sorry for themselves.

  • Jean Louis
    7:46 pm on June 12th, 2013 189

    I’m french and I had 2 very bad experience in South Korea. My man-wood mesures just about 7 inches, which is like just about average for french men.
    My first experience met a girl at a bar (not a prostitute), 2 date later came to my hotel room. After a good 30 min of foreplay, we got undressed. I can tell she was afraid before even starting the foreplay but once she say it she was shocked. Sexual activities stopped there and she left in like 15min.

    Second experience, my korean business partern has arrange a karaoke evening. the kind of stuff you choose the girls that stayed with at karaoke then leave with you to the hotel. Same story here, hotel room didn’t even want to try it. Just TOO BIG TOO BIG, SORRY NO, call boss, money back!!

    I was like come on, in europe, I had girl friends calling me normal to shorty. And in South Korea, even professional prostitutes think I’m Rocco SIFFREDI.

  • Smokes
    7:58 pm on June 12th, 2013 190

    So you know that average penis size of your countrymen? Must have been very interesting research, was it a double-blind study?

  • Jason
    10:54 am on July 8th, 2013 191

    if you look at the chart you will notice china and japan are exactly the same. Do you really think koreans, the tallest in east asia would have the smallest penis? Korean is streached flaccid length not erect length.

 

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