By GI Korea on April 7th, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Picture of the Day: Fat White Guy Runs On To Korean Baseball Field

• Tom
  6:21 am on April 7th, 2011 1

  "Fat White Guy Runs On To Korean Baseball Field"

  Retired Hill Billy.

• kangaji
  6:54 am on April 7th, 2011 2

  File Under: Stupid Foreigner Tricks!

• Tom Langley
  7:07 am on April 7th, 2011 3

  Fat, my beer belly is much more beautiful than that!

• Zilchy
  8:21 am on April 7th, 2011 4

  Tommy Tissue states – "Retired Hill Billy."

  Retired? He still looks active to me. Is that really Retired GI?

• archieb
  8:33 am on April 7th, 2011 5

  If he's drunk there's no punishment. That's the Korean way.

• Bill
  9:06 am on April 7th, 2011 6

  26 years ago, the first MLB playoff games involving a team from Canada were played. I only watched part of the series.

  Noted Baseball author and stats analyst(sabermetrician) Bill James described a scene in game 7 of the series(In his 1986 Baseball Abstract which BTW I still own a copy of) where a big man also ran out on the field. The Canadian announcers said the guy had to be American. James didn't like the comment and said it was bigoted.

• Andrew Barbour
  9:21 am on April 7th, 2011 7

  He's not all that fat, but the Mullet and Franz Josef beard go a long way to restore his hillbilly cred.

• kangaji
  9:38 am on April 7th, 2011 8

  ArchieB – Here's what the comment section says:

  백종훈(jb7979)

  2011.04.03 22:23:43신고 | 삭제

  양놈들 술쳐먹고 야구장 난입하는게 아직도 재미 있는 사람이 이 땅에 있는가? 자꾸 이렇게 사진 내 주니 재미들려 하는거지..청소 교도소에 보내 우리 한국 죄수들과 한 3개월 같이 있게 해라~! 계속 이런 짓 하나…

  Baek ChongHun (jb7979)

  I wonder if there is still someone interested in The Western Bastards getting sloppy drunk and running out onto a baseball field. To me, getting pictures like this really isn't that amusing you know… Send this guy off to prison and let him stay with some of our Korean prisoners! Will they keep on doing this crap?

• kangaji
  9:39 am on April 7th, 2011 9

  Any corrections would be greatly appreciated.

• kangaji
  9:41 am on April 7th, 2011 10

  (repeatedly seeing/getting pictures like this)

• Smokey
  10:16 am on April 7th, 2011 11

  Words a Korean mother never wants to hear:

  "Look mommy, my English teacher is on TV!"

• ChickenHead
  11:29 am on April 7th, 2011 12

  stupid hair – check

  stupid facial hair – check

  stupid clothes – check

  stupid clothes half off – check

  A dollar says he is a "teacher". Another dollar says he recently ran out of his meds.

  BTW, Tom, Zilchy,

  Retired GI is a few years older than this. He was hard to track down… but with 14 search units dedicating many execycles to the project, I found a picture of him.

  http://www.rense.com/Gmail%20-%20Wal%20Mart%20Pic…

• kushibo
  11:36 am on April 7th, 2011 13

  The peephole of Walmart.

• Smokey
  11:53 am on April 7th, 2011 14

  #13,

  You've got a point. The guy was too cheap to invest in a couple of jars of liquid latex to paint himself in the colors of his team first.

  (Yes, any self-respecting sports fans uses liquid latex, not grease paint, when he wants to expose his beer gut to the world).

• jslim
  2:33 pm on April 7th, 2011 15

  definitely canadian!

• JoeC
  2:45 pm on April 7th, 2011 16

  What's the Korean for, "Don't look, Ethel!"?

• Steve Austin
  3:04 pm on April 7th, 2011 17

  He should have been tased.

• Tom
  9:36 pm on April 7th, 2011 18

  and tagged. He looks like a fat cow.

• Teadrinker
  10:48 pm on April 7th, 2011 19

  #15,

  The guy has a mullet, which is a strong indication that he's in fact American.

• Tom Langley
  12:48 am on April 8th, 2011 20

  Chickenhead #12, Your link is hilarious, that guy(or gal, whatever) ought to join the new post=DADT military. At the local walmart here there was a tranny (I think it was a tranny) who worked as a cashier for a while. It dressed as a woman but looked more like a man & sounded like a man. Its adams apple was bigger than a typical woman. Anyway after buying something you had to get away real fast because it was hard not to laugh. It could have just been a masculine looking woman. I saw other customers who kind of snickered also. It wasn't a cashier for very long. I just don't understand, if you want to wear the clothes of the opposite sex then do that on your own time. If you look like a freak then some folks are going to laugh at you, it's wrong to laugh but that's just reality. I saw a few months ago on Jay Behar's (I may be misspelling her name) show on HLN that they had a mother on the show with her son who liked to dress up in womens clothes. Instead of trying to get therapy to help her son she just said non-chalantly that it was ok with her. So this child is going to grow up to face ridicule his whole life because of her indifference, ain't life just great.

• ChickenHead
  4:29 am on April 8th, 2011 21

  Tom L.,

  Despite my constant teasing, I have a soft spot for trannies and crossdressers and sincere homosexuals doing their best to reconcile their deep desires with the artificial expectations of society… even more-so when they are painfully deficient in their appearance.

  In the end, if they aren't causing real problems, I don't care what they do… and, for the most part, they are eager to please. A rough-looking tranny at the checkout line will give you the best service in the history of supermarkets if you treat her with the same respect you should give any other service worker.

  In the case of the mother you wrote of, she is a great mother. What is the other choice? Reject her son? Will that make him less funked up?

  Counseling is a limp crutch. If I "counseled" you on the wonders of smoking pole or eating poop, would you change your true thinking and desires? Neither will they… because, like you, you are who you are and they are who they are.

  People will think what they think and want what they want and do what they do regardless of society's expectations.

  The functional ones hide the aberrations.

• Leon LaPorte
  3:31 pm on April 8th, 2011 22

  I hear you CH but… I'll never call a transtesticle the proper pronoun either he continues to be a "he" or becomes an "it".

  /Do you hear a dial tone? 'Cause Barnaby Jones is off the hook!

• Tom Langley
  4:01 pm on April 8th, 2011 23

  I read the following joke on the comments section of an article on the Drudge Retort website: Question: What do you call a lesbian with really fat fingers? Answer: Well hung.

• Leon LaPorte
  4:12 pm on April 8th, 2011 24

  You know, some of us wanted to be astronauts, policemen, and pro football players. If we are not those things but choose to dress as, act like and lie about being those things, we open ourselves to scorn and ridicule and possible legal ramifications. Why do gays get a pass?

• Zilchy
  7:32 pm on April 8th, 2011 25

  What I find interesting is the fact that Retired GI has not made any effort to clear his good name (picture) and set the record straight. I hope someone didn't touch a sensitive nerve. That photo leads me to believe Retired GI is a sensitive "guy".

• ChickenHead
  7:59 pm on April 8th, 2011 26

  Teadrinker,

  He is not an American with a mullet.

  He is a Canadian with a "hockey haircut".

• Tom
  9:25 pm on April 8th, 2011 27

  He's American alright. I know that fat look from anywhere.

• Teadrinker
  10:08 pm on April 8th, 2011 28

  #26,

  We're not in 1977.

• ChickenHead
  12:07 am on April 9th, 2011 29

  He is.

  The only clue that he might be American is that Canadian white trash generally grows a fuller beard due to colder winters.

  This guy has more of a Meth County, USA, look to him.

  Regardless, there are far too many "teachers" who look and act like this in Korea… which is why there are criminal background checks.

  Mommy Kim doesn't want her precious snowflakes "taught" by someone who has this poor of judgment in appearance and behavior standards… and neither would I.

  I understand an eccentric appearance offset by fantastic job performance. I understand getting a little bit drunk and crazy and running onto the field.

  But when bad appearance and bad actions go together, it becomes easy to judge a book by its cover… and, in reality, the cover generally contains some valuable information.

  Anyway, does anybody have an idea what logo that is on the hat? It kinda looks like John Deere to me.

• Teadrinker
  12:43 am on April 9th, 2011 30

  #29,

  It's a Doosan Bears cap.

• Tom Langley
  4:11 am on April 9th, 2011 31

  Teadrinker #28, I'm glad it's not 1977 because if it was then I would have 19 years to go before I could retire from the Army. But I was getting a lot of pogee then… Tom #18, he's not that fat.

• Tom Langley
  4:28 am on April 9th, 2011 32

  Teadrinker #30 If you google "doosan bears" one of the options that comes up is a youtube video of the doosan bears cheerleaders that will definitely put a bulge in your britches assuming the cheerleaders are 18 or over.

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