Picture of the Day: Girl Band Performs

Tags: K-pop

• James McCarthy
  1:56 pm on July 11th, 2011 1

  I see they found the store the hookers shop at …

• Orbit
  6:02 pm on July 11th, 2011 2

  I like the girl on the left

• jeffreytg
  7:09 pm on July 11th, 2011 3

  Trick or treat?

• Liz
  7:28 pm on July 11th, 2011 4

  I like the shoes.

• Tom Langley
  10:21 pm on July 11th, 2011 5

  I wish those girls would perform on me, I know, dream, dream, dream.

• ChickenHead
  11:56 pm on July 11th, 2011 6

  Tom L.,

  If that’s what gets your freak on, I can help you… well, not PERSONALLY help you… but point you in the right direction.

  1. Go to China, Vietnam, maybe the Philippines.

  2. Locate a popular girlie bar.

  3. Flash the picture to Mama and tell her there is a personal hundred dollar bonus in it if she can have three girls that look like that and are dressed like that sent to your room within 24 hours.

  4. Put the CD on auto-repeat.

  5. Three-hole all three girls to the beat of the music for the next 3 to 5 hours.

  6. Kick ‘em out and chill with a cold beer and some Pink Floyd to rinse the sound of all-girl K-pop out of your brain.

  (optional)

  7. Rub a final one off to a picture of Ozzy to remind yourself you ain’t no fanboi.

• Leon LaPorte
  2:08 am on July 12th, 2011 7

  #6. CH is right. In the PI you can find girls who resemble about any Asian nationality you have a fetish for.

  #5. If you were a music “producer” or record company exec, your prayers would be answered. Most of those girls perform before they get a chance to perform.

  /winky
  //quid pro quo

• Glans
  3:22 am on July 12th, 2011 8

  Thao and Mirah perform “How Dare You” in the KEXP studio.

• Teadrinker
  4:07 am on July 12th, 2011 9

  The one in the middle is somewhat cute, in a non-sexual sort of way, and the two other are just not my type.

• kangaji
  5:09 am on July 12th, 2011 10

  You don’t like dyed red hair?

• Teadrinker
  6:42 am on July 12th, 2011 11

  #10,

  It’s not just the hair.

• Retired GI
  7:06 am on July 12th, 2011 12

  I think the one in the center would work well enough. Like her hair —- and she sure has a pretty mouth. Looks like pig-tails also. I love pig-tails

• tom
  7:36 am on July 12th, 2011 13

  Look at all the fat pot bellied bald and unshaven/unshowered dirty old white men judging young women whom they can only dream of even meeting… on their looks…
  wow…. that’s really funny.. no offense.

• Tom Langley
  4:18 pm on July 12th, 2011 14

  Chickenhead #6, As always the Master. Tom #13, I’m not bald, lol. Tom, I doubt you could get any tail like that also. Retired GI I think it was commented some months ago in another story about a Korean woman who had dyed her hair red wondered if the carpet matched the drapes. I laughed my piper off when I read that, I like pigtails too. Liz #4, I wasn’t looking at the shoes.

• Teadrinker
  9:40 pm on July 12th, 2011 15

  #13,

  It’s no more offensive than you pretending to be Korean in order to make Koreans look bad.

 

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