By (sarcasm on) Here I was thinking that prostitution in Korea was caused by GI’s: (sarcasm off)
International students enrolled in several well-known universities were found to be involved in prostitution following a police crackdown, Yongsan Police said yesterday.
The six female students, from China, Mongolia and Uzbekistan, and the 59-year-old proprietor of a Korean “karaoke” establishment, where liquor and women are available, were detained and are under investigation.
Police said the students were lured by the proprietor into prostitution with promises of high wages and the opportunity to buy Korean cosmetics at a discount.
The proprietor had posted on online forums frequented by foreign exchange students to entice women to his business.
“If your Korean language skill is around level 4, you will be able to work at a bar as a server at a rate of 15,000 won ($13) an hour, and you will also be able to buy luxury-brand cosmetics cheaply,” one posting read.
While the posts advertised the establishment as a bar, the proprietor would redirect them to his karaoke, urging them that along with entertaining customers in private rooms, they could “make a lot of money” by entering prostitution, police said.
The students earned 60,000 won for working two hours in private rooms at the establishment, and 150,000 won per customer if they engaged in sexual acts, the investigation revealed. They also sold the discounted Korean cosmetics they bought to their friends in China. [Joong Ang Ilbo]
5:40 pm on October 19th, 2011 1
Sounds like a “Room Saloon”
6:05 pm on October 19th, 2011 2
So that’s what my Russian classmates meant about being business women.
6:33 pm on October 19th, 2011 3
Blame it on the economy and tuition fees.
6:40 pm on October 19th, 2011 4
Look up tuition rates and dorm costs for language schools in korea versus how much these chbicks made per night according to the newspaper… business women…
6:44 pm on October 19th, 2011 5
Well – this ‘proprietor’ must be a new to the game, since everyone knows the first rule in that business is to pay off the cop shop. Maybe he learned his lesson when it comes time for him to change the business name, re-license it using a relative’s name and re-open a few blocks down the street…
10:07 am on October 20th, 2011 6
Why am I the last to know about this stuff?
If I knew that I could get a Chinese, Mongolian, and Uzbek girl to perform a sexual act for 150,000 won each, I’d throw down $450 and play all nine holes.
Bah-dump-bump… ching!
I did have an orgy (of sorts) with one bi Air Force girl and 3 Russian juicies in a Noribang with 3 bottles of vodka once, though… so I don’t feel like I missed much.
If y’all need advice on how to manage a situation such as that, I have it… based on a great deal of experience with American, Canadian, Eastern European, Russian, and Asian girls… and sometimes a mix of them.
And I have pictures to prove some of it. Heh.
It is all about the understanding and management of comfort levels… mostly through the strategic insertion of alcohol, enthusiasm, and manufactured peer pressure.
Did I mention that I have been drinking a bit tonight, just got home, and feel like speaking the REAL truth as fast as I can type?
Forgive me. I might regret this tomorrow. Now, I don’t give a funk.
Anyway, though, it’s nice to know the going rate.
I plan to have a nice Halloween party… and I’m going to put the word out for a few hot non-Koreans there for $13/hr to liven the place up.
In similar news, in case you are wondering, when I have an Eat Sushi Off The Naked Girl night, I pay 150,000 won to a Filipina… usually a divorced/separated/run-away from a pathetic Korean farmer husband type… plus top-of-the-line raw fish and side dishes for 100,000.
I put a tip jar out and everyone is cool… as the experience is worth at least 50. I recoup my expenses and have a little left over for the girl as a bonus.
I don’t make any money… it’s my rule… because once you start looking to make money off the flesh trade, it looses everything that makes it fun and attractive.
Naked girls should be their own reward. When you start thinking about it in terms of profit, things start to get dirty and girls start to get objectified… and ruthless decisions start to get made that hurt everyone else.
Everything that is done should be completely voluntary and in the spirit of having a good time.
Because it is business, or potential business, my wife is marginally understanding of the situation… but I am only allowed to manage and NEVER allowed to get involved… like the old Chopstick-held Raw Fish Piece Rubbed On Her Coochie Before Eating Trick… which every guy does and thinks he is the first guy ever to think of it.
Cute… but kinda pathetic, actually.
For those of you chained to USFK, juicy girls from the ville will do the same if you want to Live The Dream with some of your good buddies… just gotta negotiate the situation, time, place, and price… and have a good situational manager to keep people between the fun and irritation thresholds.
Most people are too sheltered and too wussy to even think this stuff up.
I feel a little sorry for most people… always dreaming, never arriving.
On to another issue.
One other thing about Halloween… and this is kinda important, to me, in an irritating way.
Relax… and accept this with reasonable thinking… criticize if necessary.
Some months ago, I came into possession of a rather special-purpose, custom-made Ouija board of sorts.
The board is engraved in a piece of steel from an American tank and the planchette is cast of brass from Korean War 30 cal. shells picked up in a battlefield.
There is a lot more to the story of this thing… as I have been aware of it for some years… but it has been… elusive… requiring some motivation and a bit of luck to track down.
And even when I found its location and specifically plotted on it, it wasn’t easy to acquire… though, regardless of your first assumption, money was not a factor.
In fact, it was free, once I asked for it in the right way.
So. Now I have it… and what do you do with such a thing?
So far, I have invited about 20 Americans and Canadians to join me in a night of drinking in random bars that are located above former battlegrounds where, when the mood is right, we will whip it out and “contact the spirits” or whatever…
…and I have never seen so many chickenshyt biitches in my life.
Everybody has an excuse… half of which are, “Uh, man, uh, I just don’t like Ouija boards.”
“But,” I say, “Probably, we will just have a night of kick-azz drinking with cool people like you (white lie)… and the worst thing that can happen is that a zombie American soldier will claw his way out of the ground and through the concrete floor of the bar… the physics of which will be pretty goddammn interesting in itself… but, chances are, if he unloads on us with his rusty M1, he will be targeting the Koreans anyway… so there is little we have to worry about.”
“Uh. I just don’t like Ouija boards.”
Funk them… lame funkers. I am sooooo irritated.
So, what do you think of Ouija boards?
Anyone out there not a chickenshyt? Anyone out there got an interesting story?
O.K. Time for bed.
I am tooootally babbling.
G’night.
12:39 pm on October 20th, 2011 7
Mr. Chickenhead must of had a lot of medicine last night. Inshallah, Mrs. Chickenhead won’t be too nasty to him when he wakes up in the morning.
1:42 pm on October 20th, 2011 8
I’m just feeling sorry for CH that he feels compelled to either make up such stories and tell them publicly–even if they’re true…
Such low esteem and hatred of women undoubtedly derives from guilt caused by doing things he knows are wrong. And I don’t need to know what he feels guilty about. It’s none of our business. But it’s a warning sign.
CH and/or his wife should immediately seek out a Christian counseling service and spend less time online feeding his addictions.
8:14 pm on October 20th, 2011 9
Yes, perhaps take a lengthy sabbatical at that remote place in NM, the one run by Trappists, living a life of silence, prayer, fasting, and celibacy. That, and working in the R&D department of their sex toy factory.
9:25 pm on October 20th, 2011 10
I think Chicken head makes it quite clear that he does not hate women.
CH and/or his wife should immediately seek out a Christian counseling service and spend less time online feeding his addictions.
I wonder what he might learn?
To the woman he said, “I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.” -Genesis 3:16
Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says.
-1 Corinthians 14:34
A woman should learn in quietness and full submission.
-1 Timothy 2:11
CH could learn so much about how to treat women, from the ultimate authority!
Don’t blame me. It’s not my book.
/dammit, someone brought up religion again.
//wasn’t me!
///couldn’t let the sleeping do lie…
11:46 pm on October 20th, 2011 11
When I read the title, I thought of some Canadian juicy girls.
11:52 pm on October 20th, 2011 12
11. Canadian juicy girls you say? Eh? And where might these lasses be?
For a while a number of years ago there was a trashy American chick selling her ass out of the Triple A club in TDC. I never understood it. I don’t know where she came from or where she went. To top it off, at the time, it was strictly a Pakistani hang out. The stench in that hell hole was unbelievable and indescribable. You could smell it outside when you walked past. I don’t know if the Koreans just got used to it or what.
/cool story bro
5:31 am on October 21st, 2011 13
So when/where is the sushi party, Chicken Head?
7:43 am on October 21st, 2011 14
Ouija board? Bring it on, dude…
5:11 am on October 22nd, 2011 15
You guys crack me up!
Be it serious, well thought-out comments or over-the-top crackheaded sensationalism with a bit too much truth, it is hard to elicit a real response from anyone.
But when some knucklehead writes something so fundamentally idiotic that it is impossible to take seriously, everybody is quick with an indigent reply.
Suckers.
As noted on another post, the general amusement, cleverness, and intelligence is starting to slip around here…
…but it has happened before and rebounded.
So I will keep hope.
Burma Bob,
A lot of “medicine” indeed… but necessary in the situation. Koreans prefer to mix business and pleasure.
Mrs. ChickenHead is Korean… and fully understands what it takes to be successful in Korea.
Plus, I’m a great drunk… cooperative and uncomplicated… living for the pleasure of the moment instead of focusing on all the normal things that burden my daily thinking.
Setnaffa,
You shouldn’t feel sorry for me.
Anybody who has lived and traveled in Asia certainly has equally good stories… possibly even better ones if they put money into it.
In fact, I’d be a little suspicious of those who lived in Asia, or around GI bar districts, and DIDN’T have any great stories.
Perhaps I should be the one feeling sorry for YOU.
“Such low esteem and hatred of women undoubtedly derives from guilt caused by doing things he knows are wrong.”
Last I checked, celebrating women is not really a symptom of low esteem or hatred… nor do I often feel guilt… as any wrong action on my part is generally unintentional… leading to regret rather than guilt… and, if fixable, finally leading to satisfaction.
Nor am I sure what things I am doing “wrong”…
…as that which hurts nobody and pleases everybody is only “wrong” in the crotchety opinions of stodgy busy-bodies desperately seeking self-validation and some form of purpose in their desolate lives by taking some false moral high ground in hopes of ruining the harmless fun others are shamelessly having… which they never could experience due to religious indoctrination, self-esteem issues, or a stunning lack of charisma… and, sometimes, they are revealed to be closet queens or kiddy-touchers wishfully projecting their self-loathing out to those who are happy with themselves.
…not sayin’ that’s you… but the tone and content of your writing summed up their thinking pretty well.
Military leadership is currently full of these.
Burma Bob (again),
“That, and working in the R&D department of their sex toy factory.”
I am not allowed to get involved. And that is correct. Prior to marriage, I had all the fun I wanted… but those days are gone. I only manage the situation to high and relatively dignified standards.
Besides, I always prefer to encourage the freak show rather than get involved in it.
I am kinda surprised that more GIs don’t do the old Eat Sushi Off The Naked Girl routine. It is neither prohibitively expensive nor difficult to arrange…
…and it is the definitive Asian Experience to share for decades to come.
Mike,
“So when/where is the sushi party, Chicken Head?”
That is a good question. The second best answer is…
…when does there NEED to be a sushi party.
I would suggest everybody here meet and we throw one… but there are too many snoopers and too many spoilers and too many haters with bruised feelings… so no good would come from it.
So, the best answer is…
The next sushi party is when you get 5 of your friends together and put the word out on the Bamboo Telegraph that you will pay cash for a girl to lie naked on a table for an hour while well-mannered men talk, drink, and eat sushi off her body.
Make it a black tie event.
Once you do it, have a pleasant time, keep a classy mood, display good manners, and treat the girl respectfully, she (and her friends) will be asking YOU when the next party is.
Hot Stuff,
“Ouija board? Bring it on, dude…”
Well I would like to… but I only found one guy grudgingly willing to do it.
I played with Ouija boards a couple of times when other kids brought them to elementary school and they said all sorts of crazy stuff. In high school, when I tried to get all analytical about it, they didn’t do much. And when I tried one a few years ago, it did nothing.
…but all that stuff, from water witching to spoon bending to light as a feather, works better when you are young and believe it is possible.
Never-the-less, I thought it would be fun to play with… but no real takers.
Oh well. Next year.
5:28 pm on October 22nd, 2011 16
when faced with high costs and coffee shop jobs paying 4-5000 an hour is it any wonder that young attractive girls end up taking these kinds of jobs? Even in a kissing room they can get 50,000/hour just to make out with people not including negotiated extras.
5:52 pm on October 22nd, 2011 17
Fanwarrior은 여자의 값을 어떻게 알게 됬는야?
6:11 pm on October 22nd, 2011 18
I like to keep myself informed.
6:31 pm on October 22nd, 2011 19
I don’t know about Fanwarrior but I overheard 2 high schoolgirls discussing prices a couple of weeks ago. They were planning to save up enough money to “runaway”, but then where can they stay … some gangster owned motel where they will quickly be impressed into a gang, thereby losing their freelance status and 90% of their income.
As P.T. Barnum put it, there’s a sucker born every minute, and most of them in Korea.
6:44 pm on October 22nd, 2011 20
Just saw an article in the Segye Ilbo saying North Korea showed a topless Chinese nude scene in prime time, so I blogged about it
6:52 pm on October 22nd, 2011 21
are you suffering some kind of episode?
7:01 pm on October 22nd, 2011 22
Dude, this is awesome. A guy regarded as a PIRATE in the phillipines is regarded as a nationalist hero on mainland China for saving Taiwan from a dutch invasion but he inconviently happens to be half Japanese! AND he might have had slaves from Africa on top of that… THEN after he dies, the Chinese make a movie about him and it brings pron to North Korean prime time TV!
7:46 pm on October 22nd, 2011 23
and it has what to do with foreign students being arrested in seoul for prostitution?