Kangaji translated some rules for foreigners in Korea from the Ilbe website. Here is a sample of some of the rules:
5 RULES OF LIVING FOR FOREIGNERS AND ILLEGALS LIVING IN KOREA.
1. Thou shalt pretend to be poor/pitiful.
Everyone will pity you.
2. When things don’t go in your favor thou shalt use English or your mother tongue
The police will take your side out of pity.
3. Thou shalt get close to Korean females.
You can thoroughly enjoy yourself as you steal your way to citizenship and get paid!
You can read the rest at the link, but these rules are actually pretty dumb by the people who posted them. Can ROK Heads think of some better rules that foreigners live by in Korea?