ROK Drop

Avatar of GI KoreaBy on November 16th, 2013 at 4:28 pm

Tweet of the Day: ROK Dispatches Planes to the Philippines

  • Baek, In-je
    8:00 pm on November 16th, 2013 1

    No Korpinos on the trip, ok ajosshi? Just go down there on a humanitarian mission.

  • tbonetylr
    8:29 pm on November 16th, 2013 2

    China donates $100 thousand.
    CNN: “China getting a bit of criticism. They’ve been in a long-term dispute, a land dispute, but guess what they’re only giving $100,000.”
    COLBERT: “Wow apparently the Chinese symbol for crisis is also the one for bite me. Seriously, the nation of China pledged only $100,000. I bet the Colbert Nation could give more than that? What do you people think? (cheers and applause) You know what, you know what? You know what, folks, nation, let’s do it. Let’s out-donate China. To donate $10 to Convoy of Hope Typhoon Response efforts just text COLBERT to 50555, your donation will help bring clean water and food to the victims of Typhoon Haiyan, let’s kick China’s ass at being compassionate because we are a brotherhood of man you stingy jerks!”

  • Smokes
    1:09 am on November 17th, 2013 3

    BIJ it seems you’ve been mortally wounded in your heart resulting in this unhealthy crusade to demean Korea and it’s people.

    Share with the group man, we’re here for you.

    She must’ve been really something for you to sustain this fervished endevour. Was it her hair? Some women here have fantastic hair… maybe the way the sun hit the double-eyelid crease in her eyes? Or how she accented her high cheekbones with just the right amount of makeup? Could it have been how she tilted her head back upon placing her Samsung Galaxy S4 to her v-line jaw to take a call?

    It’s time for you to open up and have a cry on a virtual shoulder. We won’t judge you, well maybe Tom will but the rest won’t. CH will probably write a limerick or two but never judge.

  • ChickenHead
    2:24 am on November 17th, 2013 4

    There once was a man named Baek
    who seems an emotional wreck.
    He must have made cash,
    and gotten fine azz,
    so why is he mad as heck?

  • Glans
    4:31 am on November 17th, 2013 5

    Smokes, Baek is way too fervished. I don’t want to hear from him. If you and Head want to help him, fine. I’ll just look away.

  • Smokes
    5:12 am on November 17th, 2013 6

    Hey I saw the typo too, you know I meant feverish. I type really fast, `theDrop doesn’t offer comment editing, and it’s not like we’re in a formal debate setting so occasionally the typos will sneak by.

    You VocabuNazi© you. :twisted:

  • Glans
    6:22 am on November 17th, 2013 7

    But the dude is fervished. To heck with him.

  • Smokes
    7:08 am on November 17th, 2013 8

    Heh fervished isn’t a word though. Unless a being a common misuse of an actual word counts these days. :razz:

  • ChickenHead
    7:28 am on November 17th, 2013 9

    Don’t worry, Smokes.

    Glans is just a freddled gruntbuggly whose micturations are like plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Simply rend him in the gobberwarts with your blurglecruncheon.

  • Glans
    11:12 am on November 17th, 2013 10

    Head, you have issues, but you just don’t have what it takes to get fervished. I’m still not shunning you.

  • ChickenHead
    11:22 am on November 17th, 2013 11

    “I’m still not shunning you.”

    …but have you shunned the frumious Bandersnatch?

    …and do you burble when you cum?

    Wait. No. Don’t answer the last one.

  • Liz
    11:24 am on November 17th, 2013 12

    Fervished absolutely is a word.
    Combination of furbished and feverish (seriously, who can be bothered to type both these days? Fervished works perfectly well, in my obstimation).

  • Avatar of Leon LaPorteLeon LaPorte
    6:37 pm on November 17th, 2013 13

    I suspect this thread has been infiltrated by Vogons. Therefore, I will submit poetry in an attempt to assuage us all.

    “Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
    And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
    With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”

  • Baek, In-je
    10:51 pm on November 17th, 2013 14

    When I was a child and played sports, I always wanted to put a hurting on the lesser athletes who made such a big display of a score. The perennial loser, always pointing to himself in a team sport, now a nation of silly little men with an inferiority complex tattooed on their necks, for all to readily see.

  • Baek, In-je
    10:52 pm on November 17th, 2013 15

    And don’t try so hard, smokes. you can be funnier (funny).

  • Smokes
    11:46 pm on November 17th, 2013 16

    Who has time to try? I just react to what people post. If I wasn’t married and over 30 I’d have the time and go full steam with someone like ExpatHell does but I don’t, so I won’t, and I didn’t.

    Btw Expat’s been a bit lazy, when we getting a new story?

  • TTP
    3:13 am on November 18th, 2013 17

    What do you think Baek In Je’s nickname was in middle school?

    I’d go with: “Pee-wee little sh!t”

    But in hindsight, it would be: “More korean than the koreans”


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