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Avatar of GI KoreaBy on March 26th, 2014 at 2:25 am

Rural NY, Where the Men are Men and the Cows are Scared

Here is something completely different for everyone:

State Police say two men have been arrested after a central New York farmer learned that his cows were being sexually abused.

A farmer in Herkimer, near Utica, noticed that his cows appeared anxious and were not producing normally. He set up video surveillance in his barn to try to determine why.

The farmer contacted state police after the video revealed that the cows were being sexually abused.

An investigation revealed that Michael Jones, 35, agreed to videotape Reid Fontaine, 31, as he attempted to have sexual contact with several cows.

Both men were arrested and charged with one count each of Sexual Misconduct, a class “A” misdemeanor, and released on an appearance ticket. [Rochester Homepage]

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  • John Nowell
    2:33 am on March 26th, 2014 1

    I guess the women these men had sex with didn’t MOO… I mean MOAN loud enough!!!

  • ChickenHead
    2:42 am on March 26th, 2014 2


    I thought Reid “Smokes” Fontaine usualy likes bulls.

  • G.I. G.I. Joe
    6:41 am on March 26th, 2014 3

    Were these guys Korean war vets who suffered from PTSD?

    Why, oh why, would GI Korea post this?

  • Smokes
    6:54 am on March 26th, 2014 4

    Note that it says “attempted to have sexual contact “.

    Attempted… we were doing this as a joke, going to make it look real and CGI the FX in post but when we got up on the cows from behind each one had a tramp stamp between the anus and vag that said “Property of ChickenHead. Keep Yer D*cks Out. Mine! mine!”.

    We threw up and left. Our attorney has the evidence and we’re confident the charges will be reduced to devious tresspassing with the intent of hijinx. :cool:

  • G.I. G.I. Joe
    8:35 am on March 26th, 2014 5

    Yikes, @2 and @4! What bestial acts did @3 get between?

    What’s the, ahem, back story?

  • Smokes
    9:07 am on March 26th, 2014 6

    Too much to write here, this is all you need to know:

  • Avatar of Leon LaPorteLeon LaPorte
    9:24 am on March 26th, 2014 7

    Does a certain ROKDroper live in NY? One who might f@ck cows and dream of falsified LQA documents? :roll:

  • Avatar of Leon LaPorteLeon LaPorte
    9:28 am on March 26th, 2014 8

    I’m certain this is a direct result of gay marriage. Just like Palin and Hoover (and Nixon) predicted in 2008.

    Thanks [subliminal]half-white[/subliminal] Obammy!

    [subliminal]Missing jetliner = commie obammyScare – 911 – NOTbush – KKK – Jesus – $ [/subliminal]

  • Glans
    10:40 am on March 26th, 2014 9

    Leon, what do you say? Is it time for some spiritual reading? How about Leviticus 20:15?

    And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

  • Vince
    12:37 pm on March 26th, 2014 10

    It’s time for a limerick or two….

  • JoeC
    3:25 pm on March 26th, 2014 11


    The article indicates that it’s the cows that are suffering PTSD.

  • Ole Tanker
    4:01 pm on March 26th, 2014 12

    It is obvious what really happened here.

    A rogue group of avowed atheist American expats from Asia saved their illgotten LQA gains and wanted to make a statement against religion.

    They couldn’t attack Jesus! Nope in heaven.

    They couldn’t attack Holy Mary! She’s dead.

    The Pope? Nope already been attacked!

    Mohammad? Nope the Muslims would just kill them! Too dangerous!

    The Buddhists? Nope, too peaceful.

    Ahh what about them there Hindues and that sacred cow! The Divine Bovine.

    Finally the group, AAAEFAGILQA (Avowed Atheist American Expats From Asia Getting Illegal LQA).

    Launched their plan.

    1. Rape cows to humilate their sacred status.
    2. Using their illicet LQA gains, get the cows butchered and gourge on the tenderest cuts of beef.
    Note, the tender cuts were made by vicious pounding by the male members of the AAAEFAGILQA group, or is that the member’s members?

    Lastley flee to Canada seeking asylum, or Tom. Not necessarily in that order.

    5:17 pm on March 26th, 2014 13

    There once was a man named Tom,
    who thought that cows were the bomb.
    While one night in the barn he played with a tape measure,
    he looked to the left and right and decided on some cow pleasure.
    Now the word is out,
    because the cows went into a drought.
    Now old Daisy might have been violated,
    but that sick man Tom is going to be castrated!

  • Joe
    8:08 pm on March 26th, 2014 14

    I thought cow tipping was something different…. not meaning tipping a cow feed after a session of sex! lol.

  • Ole Tanker
    7:54 pm on March 28th, 2014 15

    #14 The LQA’rs can afford to tip the cows fore eazy sex. Sheet! they will forck Unkle Sam year after year!

  • Leon LaPorte
    9:12 pm on March 28th, 2014 16

    15. I think you’re thinking of contractors. ANYHOO: Government employees do not pocket a dime of their LQA. Although the prices are usually inflated, it is the government that created and preserves the system, not the folks who work within the system and, like any sane person would, choose to work within that system to provide the best possible housing for their family.

    I’m glad you are not bitter, even though you might have made poor life choices and you do not have a skill set valuable enough to be worthy of your employer going to the trouble to offer you a housing allowance… You are taking it like a man.

  • ChickenHead
    9:36 pm on March 28th, 2014 17

    “Government employees do not pocket a dime of their LQA.”

    Leon, be careful. That statement borders on ignorance of many crafty government employees working deals on the back end… which becomes closer to a majority if they have a Korean wife… and an absolute if they have a local Korean wife with a relative who owns property…

    …with the occasional case where the government employee and his wife actually own the property and rent it to themselves.

    The system has lost its way… greatly diverging from its intended purpose of providing the best possible housing and becoming another example of fraud, waste, and abuse that is maintained through a conspiracy of shred values as everyone involved benefits.

  • Smokes
    12:04 am on March 29th, 2014 18

    Ole Tanker, let it go.

  • Avatar of Leon LaPorteLeon LaPorte
    12:11 am on March 29th, 2014 19

    17. *Legally

    Just because is system is abused does not mean that system in and of itself is a bad thing nor does it mean that everyone abuses it. Many do not.

  • Ole Tanker
    11:46 am on April 2nd, 2014 20


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